TUE APR 26, 2011 AT 03:40 AM PDT
If you are a “birther” then this is what you have to believe.
byupdoc101
Barack Obama's mother was Stanley Ann Dunham (November 29, 1942 – November 7, 1995), a teen mother who later got a Ph.D. in anthropology, and a woman so brilliant, so devious, so wealthy, that she was able to pull off the greatest conspiracy since the murder of Gaius Julius Caesar. Some suspect that she may have played a role in that as well. By distracting the worlds entire military-industrial complex, multiple world leaders, the Republican Party, the Koch brothers, and the United States Supreme Court she managed to insert her Muslim, foreign born, black son into the most powerful position in the world and take command of the world’s largest military. A stunningly beautiful piece of subversion, performed largely from beyond the grave, and one that exposes not only the high level of Muslim contamination in our intelligence networks but the very lack of American, British, German, and Interpol’s ability to perform even their most basic duties.
Incredible.
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http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/04/26/970221/-If-you-are-a-%E2%80%9Cbirther%E2%80%9D-then-this-is-what-you-have-to-believe