So much Fail...just so, so, so much Fail...

[WilliamPitt]

Bryan Fischer: Obama Wants 'Indian Tribes To Be Our New Overlords'
Jillian Rayfield | December 23, 2010, 10:49AM

Top social conservative Bryan Fischer is outraged that "President Obama wants to give the entire land mass of the United States of America back to the Indians. He wants Indian tribes to be our new overlords."

Fischer is the Director of Issues Analysis for the Christian conservative group the American Family Association, and appeared alongside top Republicans at this year's Values Voter conference.

Fischer, who also wants to get rid of the "curse" that is the grizzly bear, writes on his blog: "President Obama likes the 'U.N. Declaration on Rights of Indigenous Peoples.' He says it can 'help reaffirm the principles that should guide our future.'" Fischer points to Article 26, which says that "Indigenous peoples have the right to the lands, territories and resources which they have traditionally owned, occupied or otherwise used or acquired," and "states shall give legal recognition and protection to these lands, territories and resources."

The rest: http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/12/bryan_fischer_obama_wants_indian_tribes_to_be_our.php?ref=fpblg

(facepalm)

[Poll_Blind]

1. I, for one, welcome our new Indian Overlords.

PB

[PBS Poll-435]

3. lol

:P

[Tippy]

2. K&R

[texastoast]

4. I too welcome our new Indian overlords (and I really liked this explanation)

"Wait, wait, this is brilliant of Pres.Obama! Since it's a well-known fact that he's already subverting the country to turn it over to the Muslims, and he's apparently going to issue in a reign of black power over us white folk, clearly this move to turn the U.S. simultaneously over to the Native Americans is a ploy to get the three groups to destroy each other! Pres.Obama is secretly advancing a white supremacy agenda wherein the whites will mop up what's left of the winner of that three-way battle royale!
Either that or the war will pave the way for the Mexicans to invade, and this is a Jedi chess move to sell us all to our future overlords south of the border. Nooooooooooo!!!!
/snark"

[Motown_Johnny]

8. don't forget about the Chinese!

They don't have a million man army for nothing!

[apex nerd]

5. Is this just a ploy to confuse us...

...because it is almost working. *headScratch*

[FamousBlueRaincoat]

6. where do i sign up?

[MrScorpio]

7. Fischer is the Peter Principle in practice

The best idiot among idiots

[apex nerd]

9. Will the Indian Overlords do a better job than our corporate overlords... ?

...our corporate overlords have really fallen short of that whole philosopher-king image we are constantly being sold.

[treestar]

10. The Entire Land mass?

I didn't know that about the President. :rofl: Another McCain/Palin Fail, not to make an issue of that! :rofl: :rofl:

[MilesColtrane]

11. The list is getting too long.

So now he's a Communist Fascist Muslim Marxist Nazi Socialist Indian?

[hootinholler]

12. I see Fischer's been reading The Onion again.

Colbert will help him with that grizzly thing.

-Hoot

[SpiralHawk]

13. Broken & Violated Treaty Record

USA 376
Native Nations 0

Krappy Kristian Karma

[tjwash]

14. I stopped reading at "Top social conservative"

Those 3 words are always followed by a bat-shit crazy rant about how people who do not have lily-white skin are coming for their women and children, and are usually punctuated by counting the days until jeebus comes to take them somewhere.

Of course...that demographic is also a pretty big chunk flyover country too.