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Drale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 07:40 PM
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You Might Be A Republican If…...........
1) You believe George W. Bush’s redistribution of middle-class tax cuts to the top 1% of tax-payers was good for America, but Obama’s plan to return it to the middle class is ‘socialism.’

2) You believe stem cells are living human beings, but thousands of Iraqi children are ‘expendable collateral damage.’

3) You believe tax cuts for billionaires is a great idea, yet you wonder why the economy has stalled, your job just got outsourced to India, and oil company executives receive $400,000,000.00 retirement packages.

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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 07:42 PM
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1. You can name the first ten amendments to the NRA Bill of Rights but not the Consitution... n/t
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wtbymark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 07:55 PM
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2. you think Fox News-- --- ---- is News!
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 07:56 PM
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3. You think God is a big version of you !
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KansDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 08:03 PM
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4. You might be a Republican if...
You believe that Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney was doing business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
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TahitiNut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 08:04 PM
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5. ... you still blame teachers for your willful, indolent ignorance.
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 08:10 PM
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6. You might break any law and get away with it
Edited on Wed Mar-02-11 08:11 PM by AsahinaKimi
You might cheat the system and get away with it. However you must always bow to your corporate masters and kiss their rings, or they will break you.
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Lint Head Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 08:10 PM
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7. You might be a republican if you're a racist.
Actually, show me a racist and I'll show you a republican.
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lifesbeautifulmagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 08:12 PM
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8. you call your constitutes
slobs
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pscot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 08:13 PM
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9. You might be a republican if you don't lnow
your ass from a hole in the ground.
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City of Mills Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 08:13 PM
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10. Your entire religious, political and social philosophy is defined by FEAR
Grow the fuck up.
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 08:13 PM
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11. You can understand what Palin is talking about.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-02-11 08:18 PM
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12. You might be a Republican if...
...you think our founding fathers were Christians. They were deists, dip shits. Learn the difference. READ A FUCKING BOOK!
Duckie
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