Hey! Did you hear that Julian Assange is a rapist AND an anti-Semite?

[brentspeak]

Pretty plausible, no?

Will the child kidnapping revelations surface before or after unimpeachable sources tell us how Assange enjoys referring to black people as "ni**ers"?

[Kurovski]

1. Yes I did hear that! And first we will hear about how Assange aids Al Qaida with transfered funds

before they find out about the kidnapping and gay sex orgies.

[Matariki]

2. And he eats puppies

:eyes:

[Kurovski]

15. How can I possibly trust anything he releases when he does something like that?

It just makes sense we should ignore everything he does!

So awful! I can't bear the thought! I'm going to go hold my precious weiner dog tight tonight! :cry:

[whirlygigspin]

3. he must be a bad guy...

a friend of a friend who knows a friend who is from Australia told his friend that he srangles kittens just for fun when he's bored

also somebody said that he doesn't even recycle!

oh the humanity! when will this madness stop so we can get back to our normal lives and just play video games again! my head hurts.

[Kurovski]

17. He puts kittens into his recycling bin!

Oh yes! Neil Cavuto did a whole report on it!!!

[demwing]

70. and recycling bins into his kittens

monster

[Raschel]

75. Was that before or after the special by Huckabee on our President growin up in Kenya?

[mmonk]

4. I hear he is a poopie head.

[Kurovski]

6. I heard he is a head head and eats toast out of the toilet!

Can you imagine?!

[Kurovski]

46. <

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[mmonk]

60. That would make him a soggy toast eater too.

[remember2000forever]

5. It's time he releases MORE! What are they waiting for?

I can't imagine.

[Kurovski]

20. Allow me to indulge

my gay grampa gene!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlJGrIyt-X8

[Kurovski]

48. Oh sweet Jesus & buttercups.

You have to read the comments there at that link. One nearly killed me, almost choked me right to death.


3/2/11

[howaboutme]

7. The MSM can turn a sows ear into a silk scarf

in addition to a turning their chosen victims into a racist, bigot, mentally deranged, incompetent, terrorist, lunatic if it serves the interest of their corporate masters. We've all seen it done to those who cross some forbidden unspoken gray line. Then it becomes pile-on time which starts out very subtle before it becomes outright attack mode. They are masters at the game of using racism and destroying credibility to further an agenda.

[Kurovski]

25. You speak excellent well on the matter.

[Ken Burch]

8. They'll plant kiddie porn on his computer next.

AND try to prove he was once a Catholic seminarian.

[Kurovski]

10. He's HORRIBLE!!! I knew it.

A Catholic Seminarian!!?

[frazzled]

9. I hope there isn't a Galliano-style video

I didn't think much of the charges against Gallliano until the video of another incident showed up and went viral. His brilliant career is suddenly over now.

Let's hope for Mr. Assange's sake that the interview that led to these charges was not taped. We can make fun of this, but sometimes, what you don't want to hear you should listen to. There were quite a few details for it to have been made totally up.

[Kurovski]

12. You're in the wrong playground.

Build another one.

[frazzled]

65. Yes, I can see that ...

I usually don't venture into these playgrounds. Like the one in which John Edwards was going to eradicate poverty and save the world. He could do no harm on this board, and any attempts to suggest he might be somewhat of a slick, disingenuous poseur were met with derision.

That playground got paved over pretty quickly. I'll stick to my own sandlot for the time being. I've been duly warned not to spoil your recess fun. See you in class later!

[Raschel]

74. I heard he dyes his hair AND has a fake accent.

[brentspeak]

14. Some other guy in the world is anti-Semite = strong indicator that Assange is also an anti-Semite

With such an open-and-shut case, what's left to even discuss?

[EFerrari]

18. Because no one can just make shit up.

lol

[Kurovski]

22. Finally!

A professional!!

[EFerrari]

23. I was method trained by Maestro himself right after he took my

favorite ashtray to keep his teeth in for the evening.

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

26. Warn him lest Assange absconds with the dentures under cover of night!

Are you reading plays aloud to yourself again?

[Amonester]

11. Not only that, I heard that Julian Assange SAW UFOS!

Un-freakin-believable!!

[Kurovski]

13. He took a sandwich away from Calista Flockhart!

CALISTA FLOCKHART!

[suffragette]

19. And chucked Harrison Ford under the chin

the cheeky little flirt!

[Kurovski]

24. There is no end to the monstrosities that man will commit.

I weep the bitterest tears that the world is so riven asunder with every kind of pestilence because of that man! :cry:

[suffragette]

29. Worse yet - he gave their kitteh fleas

It never, never ends with him.

[Kurovski]

30. Madam, Do you wish to see me expire in a desperate torrent of my own tears?

Oh, Zeus!! The wretchedness!! :cry: :cry: :cry: The despicable wretchedness!! :cry:

[suffragette]

Better get out the tissue, hon.

The Koch brothers, those bastions of patriotism, champions of the poor and down-trodden, heroes to all (well, to Scott Walker - but he thinks he's all, so there) called Assange and he REFUSED TO TAKE THEIR CALL.

Well, yes, it was collect, but you know how tough they have it these days.

[Kurovski]

36. We must have a pretender ring that Assange and through a grand charade...

reveal in a taped cassette recording just what he thinks of our two blessed champions of freedom, prosperity, liberty, and tea tea!

When we have revealed his dislike for the worlds two most beloved champions, then, THEN we shall see the world rise up against he who would besmirch they who would be benefactors to ballerinas at Christmastime!

[suffragette]

34. Oh no, he must be on the thread!

Look at my post about him and the Kochs.

He stole my post number!

[Kurovski]

39. I...you...what...I must confess that it is an excess of sherry that Assange has forced me to consume

that has me pilaterxerated in regard to the content of your missive.

[suffragette]

40. Let me take that sherry off your hands for a moment

(slurp,slurp)

Now, look at the whole thread.

See your post with its beautiful identifier of #30.

And mine below, bereft of a number, floating with no identifier in an ocean of pretty, numbered posts.

He stole it, he stole my number.

I need more sherry. :cry:

[Kurovski]

41. Oh dear! The beastliness! I feel as though we've been sodomized by all the kangaroos in Australia !

I shall roll a cask of Spanish sherry to your door, accompanied by a fat and mighty spliff.

[suffragette]

43. Oh, thank you kindly

While waiting, I shall compose a song about my poor, vanished number, snatched away by the ever duplicitous Assange.

Now to rhyme Assange. Hmm, blancmange, LaGrange.

Uh, he even makes that difficult.

[Kurovski]

45. Assange--quelle dommage?

Assange-melange?

Assange-Le feelthee 'traitor' du Amerique exceptionaleesim?

[suffragette]

50. Oh and now he's making us use French

Wait, I'm part French.

That must make me a co-conspirator by association.

Darn, now I'll have to torture myself to get a confession.

This may take some time.

[EFerrari]

51. I bet he's a cheese snob, too.

[suffragette]

53. I've heard it said that it might possibly be true that

someone let on that their friend suggested that he called American cheese "processed."
Absolute proof of his anti-Americanism and cheese snobbery.

[EFerrari]

55. twitter has it, he's on his way to Venezuela.

With a cheese ball.

[suffragette]

57. I heard a cheesestick

or was it a souffle, but it definitely said Venezuela.
I caught that part because they typed it 10 times.

[Kurovski]

66. His ball is rolled in nuts!

[OnyxCollie]

31. !

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

33. Why did you pick the name "Oxycontin"?

EDIT: I see that Assange has been in my study, and switched my driving glasses for my reading glasses.

If you wish to blame anyone for my misunderstanding, blame him!

And I apologize for him, as we all know he would never do so for himself.

[EFerrari]

16. Somewhere between bad tipper and commie we'll find out

he smokes unfiltered cigarettes.

[Kurovski]

27. He SMOKES??!! He fucking SMOKES!!!??

Well THAT is just the living end!! I shall write my congresswoman immediately, if she chooses to do nothing on the matter of our Mr. Assange, I shall inform her that she will be GONE from the House of Representatives!!! I will sell my many holdings to make certain that occurs.

I am spent with the terror that man has created in the populace!

[EFerrari]

56. Not only does he smoke (someone said)

but he likely enjoys it, day and NIGHT.

[kenny blankenship]

21. He's more Hitler than Hitler!

Please people, stop comparing Hitler to Julian Assange. It's just not fair. And it trivializes the suffering of that poor woman who said Julian Assange came inside her during consensual sex with a condom.

[Kurovski]

28. His vile intent and thieving UN-AMERICAN ways are what burst that condom.

You make superb points all-around, my dear man. you would make quite the barrister, or an aid to a Supreme Court Justice.

[OnyxCollie]

32. He refuses to show his receipt at Best Buy!

[Kurovski]

38. That is--as I am given to understand by my knowlegde of the law...

A crime that carries a very stiff penalty. At least for liars of the caliber of Mssr. Assange when brought before a judge who knows how to apply the laws, not merely follow them as a toddler would her mother.

[SidDithers]

35. I'm not sure he's an anti-semite...nt

Sid

[demwing]

44. And no one isn't sure that he's not

against anti-semitism. But the question needs to be asked!

[EFerrari]

52. I've never heard him denounce trans fats either.

JULIAN! COME CLEAN!

[demwing]

68. I thought you were gonna say

"Come lean"...
;)

[EFerrari]

73. Lol. ***SURRENDER JULIAN*****

might be the way to go. :)

[Kurovski]

72. But Julian: always denouncing fat trans!

No heart for anyone but self.

[Gregorian]

37. If he had revealed a CIA agent and been in contempt of Congress, he'd be one of the gang.

But he isn't one of the gang. So he has to go. Man I love the truth. There aren't enough Bushes to hide it. Take down Assange, and ten will take his place. I'm convinced now. We must have reached that critical mass. Even the goons at Homefukingland security won't be able to suppress it.

[Kurovski]

67. + infinity

[upi402]

42. Valerie Plame anyone?

I think this president is almost as AWOL than the last one.
They hunt Julian and yet "look forward".
:grr:

[Shiver]

47. He's a witch!

He turned me into a newt!

[Kurovski]

49. At least in the midst of his wicked sorcery,

he has left you with the ability to type.

And that is perhaps the only GOOD thing one can say about Julian.

It hurts my...heart...to say even that.

[EFerrari]

54. Well, he seems to keep his neck clean.

[Kurovski]

81. His nails look alright.

But he looks at his own nails THE LADY WAY!

[Shiver]

58. Far more vile of a newt than you are likely imagining...

Julian Assange turned me into... THIS!







And right after he cast the spell, I watched him give the finger to a box of homeless kittens. :cry:

[Kurovski]

71. It's worse than we thought.

Only exorcism will help. Out of our hands.

[EFerrari]

59. I heard that Julian Assange is related to his own mother by birth.

That's it for me. The end. Finito!

[elias49]

61. What made THIS sludge resurface? Lock this junk

[spanone]

62. the smear campaign is in full force

[Bragi]

63. But the interwebs 'prove' he's also a Zionist Israeli spy...

Conspiracy Theories Linking Israel to WikiLeaks Circulate on the Internet
http://www.adl.org/main_Anti_Israel/conspiracy_theories_wikileaks.htm

[JHB]

64. Also a rampant user of dihydrogen oxide!

Has been known to consume and even immerse himself in the compound on almost a daily basis!

[demwing]

69. Not to mention cellulose/sawdust

damn, I mentioned it...

[KamaAina]

76. Some people are saying Assange killed JFK

Has he ever told anyone where he was on November 22, 1963? :tinfoilhat:

[Kurovski]

79. He skydives on his birthday every year,

and spits on you while he's going down.

[truebrit71]

77. ...right about the same time I think...

...

[Kurovski]

80. Caught that, did you?

Ahaaaa...

[xchrom]

78. ...

:rofl: by the way -- he borrows my ball gowns and wears them on Saturday nights.

we're the same dress size -- you know.