Palin Fans Organizing Plan To All Pull Over To Side of Road For Some Reason

[meegbear]

Personality cultists have such an abiding faith in their messenger that they’re certain everyone will accept this cult figure if only everyone could hear the message more often. And that brings us to the Palin-worshiping conservative group Stand Up America, which just wants all Americans not otherwise occupied with a job or kids or whatever to drive to their “nearest highway or main route” on March 13 at 4 p.m. Eastern time and then pull off to the side of the road, presumably causing all kinds of traffic jams and car accidents. Why? “Sarah Palin called the Obama Administration’s actions the ‘Road to Ruin’!” Okay, yeah, that sentence tells this group what it should do, on the highway.

What it will be is FUN, and a great way to vent your frustration, without being labeled, or maligned!

Sure! BULLET POINTS:

• Imagine others driving by wondering “what the heck”? Wave to everyone;

• Get ten friends to do the same; or go to an over pass and hang temporary signs saying – “Time to stop!” Just imagine the imagery! But be SAFE!

• Once pulled over to the side, place calls or texts to your friends, take pictures, send tweets, flood Facebook with messages and photos, along with several million others on other highways across the land.

• Stay one hour if you can, get your friends to do the same, line up all your vehicles in a safe manner as far off the side as you can, and hit your horns.

• One hour gives the media a chance to react, a chance to get footage. Imagine the traffic reports!

• Hang a sign inside your back window, or use temporary soap to write a message safely on the window;

• Be a part of millions of people saying: “Stop the madness, we are pulling over and just stopping!”

THAT FUCKING KENYAN MADE ME PULL OVER MY TRACTOR THAT I DROVE ON THE ROAD SO I COULD PULL OVER!

Helicopters recording the event, YouTube filling with videos from every spot in America, with one message: “Just Stop”! Imagine seeing 300 cars pulled over for miles in California, in Texas, in New Jersey…etc.

Imagine the evening news and cable stations saying, “What the heck is going on?”

Do the math. If a car is 17 feet long, and 10 feet is maintained between each vehicle, it takes only 195 cars to stretch one mile. Imagine 500 tractor trailers pulling over for one hour! That’s over seven miles!

Haha, yes, do the math. And realize even a million vehicles spread sparsely throughout the roadsides of America wouldn’t create a disturbance, because the highways are already littered with broken-down old minivans and abandoned Hummers.

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http://wonkette.com/439457/palin-fans-organizing-plan-to-pull-over-side-of-road-to-get-people-in-accidents

[Dappleganger]

1. Less nuts on the road.

Hope they are at least smart enough to not get hit by cars as they pull their high school prank, fuckwits.

[mmonk]

34. Yep. I'm waiting for them to do Chinese fire drills next.

[Kber]

42. Chinese Fire Drills for Liberty!

[mmonk]

46. .

:spray:

And why not? They are a cornerstone of the "ownership society".

[CTyankee]

51. My only BIG laugh of the day!

I had this vision of Sarah running around the car...oh my gawd...
:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

2. Pure lunacy

:rofl:

[Dappleganger]

3. "All our efforts have for the most part FAILED!"

ROFL, thank GOD they have!

[Proud Liberal Dem]

45. +1000

:rofl:

[Badfish]

4. I hope Fox covers this.

[krispos42]

5. I'm gonna rent me a tow truck and make a fortune n/t

[Dappleganger]

7. *snort*

:rofl:

[meegbear]

8. BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[kentauros]

15. Think about it, though.

They're creating wealth, for wrecker drivers across the country! They'll need to hire more people to tow all the stopped cars. Everybody wins (except the Palinits.) :P

[Buns_of_Fire]

36. I was thinking of putting about five PortaPotties on a flatbed.

Drive real slow past them. Play soundclips of waterfalls. Charge 'em a buck apiece. Retire early.

[lpbk2713]

6. Obstructionists r Us

Remaining true to form, nothing ever changes with these idiots.

[myrna minx]

9. Yes - Americans a quite light hearted when it comes to their commutes and traffic delays

due to stupid political stunts. Genius. :rofl: I'm sure the highway patrol and first responders are going to appreciate this.

On edit - how much do you want to bet that 10 people doing this will garner wall to wall breaking news coverage. :eyes:

[Liberal In Texas]

10. I want some of that "temporary soap" .

All of mine is permanent.

And I really have a hard time driving around all the "broken-down old minivans and abandoned Hummers" the litter the sides of highways (WTF?!)

These people are nutty.

[myrna minx]

14. I enjoy "Sharpie" brand soap.

:D

[Jokerman]

11. 3/13/2011 is a Sunday

No rush-hour, no traffic reports, very little traffic, third-string local news coverage. Just a very small group of nut jobs parking their cars "safely" on the shoulder and no one will notice.

[meegbear]

13. I didn't think about checking that ...

they can't even get PR right.

[pipi_k]

17. Well I don't know about anywhere else, but

streets and highways in my area can be just as active as they are on a regular weekday (minus the after work rush).

[LiberalFighter]

24. I wish they did do during the work week.

It might get a lot of people hating the Palin idiots.

[Dappleganger]

40. Great, I'll be taking a nap during that time.

What a joke--nobody will notice or give a damn. They'll be honking at the turtles as they cross the road to escape from them.

[malaise]

48. Does the Grifter of the millenium know that?

:rofl:

[nebenaube]

12. That pretty much coincides with the planned shutdown of gov

15 states are under a hostile-takeover. 3/13/2011 must be the day for Kristalnacht 2.0

[pipi_k]

16. Yeah, real smart

Pull over, wave, brandish signs... 3/4 of the people driving by rubberneck to see what's going on...the other 1/4 don't see or don't care because they're texting or otherwise distracted, causing some of them to slam into the back of a line of cars they think are moving in the same direction but really they're not.

In a domino effect, one car smashes into the front of the next, etc, etc, a car or two in that line might be pushed into the moving traffic and all hell breaks loose as 90 car pileups ensue.

Streets and highways are blocked by accidents.

OK, worst case scenario, and it might not happen. But it's not impossible.


I wouldn't even cheer this on if Democrats wanted to do it.

But hey, Palin supporters...don't stop to think of the consequences or anything...just do whatever the crazy person living in your head tells you to do...

[Frank Cannon]

21. Don't worry. Only a couple of dozen people are actually dumb/bored enough to do this.

Of course, those couple of dozen will command 24/7 coverage of the cable TV news cycle for the next several days.

[krispos42]

29. I have this vision of a Faux News team breathless running along the side of the highway...

"There's one! There's one! Get the camera! Get the camera? Are we ready? Okay, roll tape!"

"Sir, sir, are you stopped for the Nationwide Day of Protest Against Obama's Big Government Spending™?"

"Um, no, I'm taking an important phone call."

"Are you sure?"

"My mother was just in a car wreck and hospitalized, so yeah I'm pretty fuckin' sure!"

"Cut!"





"Oh, look, another one! Pull over! Pull over! Get the camera!"

"Sir, sir, are you stopped for the Nationwide Day of Protest Against Obama's Big Government Spending™?"

"Ah, shit! What the fuck are you doing?"

"Sir, we're finding protesters against Obama's big gover-"

"I don't give a shit about that! I was in the middle of getting a BJ!"

"Um, say, aren't you Tommy Lee?"

"Not as far as you know. C'mon, honey, let's go find a bathroom away from these perverts!"

"Cut!"





"There's one! Pull over! Pull over!"

"Sir, sir, are you stopped for the Nationwide Day of Protest Against Obama's Big Government Spending™?"

"No. I have a flat tire."

"Are you sure?"

"Well, I have a tire void of air, my car on a jack, my hazard lights on, and am in the process of putting on the donut spare. So I think I'm pretty sure."

"And you didn't flatten the tire yourself?"

"No, the giant pothole I hit due to highway department cuts is why my tire is flat."

"So you support the privatization of the highway department to increase performance?"

"You're an idiot. Get lost before I privatize your face with this tire iron!"

"That doesn't make any sense, sir!"

"Want me to activate your dental plan?!"

"Cut!"




"There's one! Quick, pull over!"

"Sir, sir, are you stopped for the Nationwide Day of Protest Against Obama's Big Government Spending™?"

"Um, no. I'm a highway worker. See? Bright orange truck, says 'Department of Transportation' on the side?"

"So you're stopped to protest union bosses getting fat off of your hard work?"

"No. My truck has the giant flashing arrow and the water-filled shock absorber on the back. They're mowing, and I'm diverting traffic."

"So... um..."

"Did you somehow miss the fact that I'm in a bright orange DOT truck with flashing lights and shit on it? And the bright orange mowers with the flashing lights on them over there?"

"Oh, no no no no no.... yes."

"Are you naturally this dumb, or did Fox News make you have an operation before they'd hire you?"

"Cut!"

"You didn't answer the question."

"I said 'CUT'!"

[ET Awful]

18. The Obama administration wants to get us out of the ditch, let's drive back in!!!!!!

:)

[Frank Cannon]

19. Hey, if it gets these drunk road ragers off the road for even a little while...

I'm all for it.

[City of Mills]

20. The Sarah Palin "Let's Halt America's Progress" Tour

I like this idea, I may have to participate!

[WatsonT]

22. Politi-drama

pointless.

[FLPanhandle]

23. Pull over for an hour!?!

Teabaggers don't have that much of an attention span.

[DLine]

25. cause traffic jams...

in an attempt to make it appear more people are participating than really are.

[EnviroBat]

26. Yay!

That will make it obvious who to throw dog shit at!
Stupid fuckers.

[reformist2]

27. Hit your horns? For an hour?!

[gkhouston]

35. I hope someone's told AAA about this. Sounds like they'll be jumping a lot of cars. n/t

[eilen]

28. At least they will get the hell out of the way

Most of them think they are pace cars and "keep the speed."

[fishwax]

30. lol -- looking forward to that

And once you've pulled over, please just stay on the sidelines. :)

[Mz Pip]

31. I thought this must be the Onion

I suppose these idiots miss the irony in that they are more than likely the first ones to whine when their traffic is halted by anti-war protesters who hang banners from overpasses. :eyes:

[Javaman]

32. Sounds like I'll get home in 10 minutes instead of the usual 30. nt

[Drale]

33. Maybe when they are blasting their horns

it will run their battery dry and they will be stuck their for hours or maybe days.

[sarge43]

37. Piss off the local constabulary

Yeah! That's the ticket!

(pardon the pun)

[Bunny]

38. March 13 is a Sunday, isn't it?

What the hell kind of response do they think they're going to get at 4:00 PM on a Sunday? Dumbasses. :shrug:

[JuniperLea]

39. Eh...

They could all use a good rear-ending.

[felix_numinous]

41. "This is actual news

and not the Onion." -- We need a disclaimer just for all the idiocy that too closely resembles comedy.

SP is once again demonstrating what her ideas are like without her programmers and handlers. GWB off the leash was similarly vacuous. These people are chosen carefully for their ability to latch on to the crazy.

[krabigirl]

43. Loool.

[anarch]

44. haha! I love The Onion

oh, wait...

[Still Sensible]

47. Would make more sense if it was Bristol Palin

fans organizing a "pull out."

[Contrary1]

49. "Just imagine the imagery!"

:spray:

[upi402]

50. Lightbuld moment: These idjits DRIVE!

People absolutely think they will be raptured, deny science, and worship half-wit quitters. And the drive 2 ton rolling missiles on the road with me!:hide:

[barbiegeek]

52. On the Christian Day of Rest--a Sunday