It's the Super Koch Bros and the Top 2% Just Us League to the rescue!

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David Koch: What's up Chief?

Chief: A lot is up; 9% unemployment, growing deficits, millions of uninsured people, and more. And for some reason, the Republicans and the Tea Party have said they want you to be a part of the solution.

Charles Koch: Say no more, give us lots tax cuts and get rid of regulations, these so-called 'problems' should disappear in no time.

Chief: Wait, what? Wasn't this tried for the past ten years and only created more problems?

David Koch: Not now, our computers are indicating... TROUBLE! According to this, the teachers and the public employees are making too much money!

Everybody else in the Just Us League: (Gasp!)

David Koch: This is a red alert! Charles, you bust the unions! ExxonMobilMan, you go on Fox News and tell the world that the environmentalists are much more powerful than you! Fox News, you blame everything on the liberals and portray a ten person strong tea party shouting contest as a massive demonstration! BP, you take on the regulations! I'll take on the teachers and they're oppressive 43k annual salaries which are obviously the cause of all our nation's problems, which has nothing to do with the fact that we are all hoarding 2 trillion dollars in our bank accounts! And for the love of God, will someone please check on our tax shelters! Just Us League, away! (All fly through ceiling)

Chief: Something tells me we're going to be paying for that ceiling.