Glenn Beck's Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory

[pokerfan]

Today Glenn Beck finally tied all his ideas and blackboards together into one Grand Unified Theory of Bad Craziness: We’re in the End Times and the http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/38099_Glenn_Beck-_The_Islamic_Antichrist_is_Gonna_Getcha">Islamic Antichrist is gonna kill us all! :rofl:

[RagAss]

1. Right up there with String Theory, Beck. You Assclown Moron !

[DearAbby]

2. Islamic Anti Chirst?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

3. The bible says that the AntiChrist will be of Middle Eastern descent.

:shrug:

[rustydog]

6. So was Christ!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Yes.

[Mz Pip]

12. Pretty much everyone was

back when the Bible was written. So the idea that the anti-Christ is anyone other than mid eastern descent is hardly a big surprise.

Now if the Bible had described someone from Perth I might pay a bit more attention.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

4. So much batshit, so little space between the ears.

[rustydog]

5. Oh well....If it happens, that obvoiusly is God's Plan

Who is Glenn Beckkk to go against God's Plan?

people will either defeat this Islamic Antichrist according to God's Plan whether Glenn warns us or not.
OR this Islamic Antichrist will win because it is God's Plan whether Glenn opens his yap or not.

Either way, since Glenn pulled this out of his rectum...who cares?

[AsahinaKimi]

7. You know what I wish?

I wish Glenn Beck would try to prove his Grand Unified Conspiracy, cause a small singularity, be sucked into a black hole, into another dimension (where Humans never evolved) and meets the descendants of Dinosaurs. Then becomes invited to dinner.

[NuclearDem]

8. I can't believe I just listened to that...

But I did noticed Becky boy left out one of the NWOs:

The good ol' American Empire.

[Motown_Johnny]

9. Hmmm.... False Prophet.... FALSE Prophet ?.... FALSE PROPHET?!?!?

http://www.opposingviews.com/i/mormon-glenn-beck-promotes-a-false-jesus


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By ChristianInvestigator.com

Mormon Glenn Beck Promotes a "False Jesus"

MADISON, WI -- Glenn Beck promotes a false gospel

[pokerfan]

10. False Profit!

[Motown_Johnny]

14. good one

but did you mean to spell prophet/profit that way?

[pokerfan]

15. Pretty much

It was a pun.

[nadinbrzezinski]

13. Ok this is FUNNY

"And in the End of Days, when the world is on fire and the Beast appears on a steed made of human bones, the name of that steed will be … Google?"

This is HYSTERICALLY FUNNY.