What's the difference between Punxsutawney Phil and Rush Limbaugh?

[11 Bravo]

One is a pudgy, unattractive, rodent whom many ignorant people believe possesses sufficient intellect to deduce how and why certain events may transpire.

The other one is a ground hog.

[hlthe2b]

1. And, only one is worthy of any respect....(the mute one)

[madinmaryland]

8. Uhh. There is a reason ground hogs are also called "whistle pigs"!

[hlthe2b]

10. really?

I thought they just made little grunting noises...

[madinmaryland]

17. Yeah. When alarmed Groundhogs will standup and whistle to alert

other individuals. Hence, Whistle Pig.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One is a flaming Nazi gas bag. The other is a dirigible.

[wildbilln864]

3. one's a disgusting rodent...

& the other is Puxitawny Phil!

[lpbk2713]

4. P. Phil doesn't belittle people with physical ailments.

Nor is he a hardcore junkie pedophile.

[JoePhilly]

5. Punxsutawney Phil can see his own private parts.

Rush needs to remarry from time to time just to get some one to look at them.

[11 Bravo]

7. Dude, edit to get rid of the "nt". Your follow-up comment is fucking hilarious!

[JoePhilly]

9. Ha ... thanks for pointing that out ... I had not intended to add more, but then that hit me ...

:rofl:

[Lugnut]

14. And a great hit it is!

:rofl:

[Initech]

6. And the groundhog's predictions are the only ones who make sense.

[Gormy Cuss]

11. We only hear about Phil on February 2.

The blowhard on the other hand...

[Qutzupalotl]

12. The groundhog is occasionally right.

[ProfessorGAC]

13. Compared To Rush, He's Nearly Perfect

GAC

[old mark]

15. K&R- Phil is probably quieter and smells better....nt

[IcyPeas]

16. nonsense....

Brian Williams says he isn't given enough credit.