Earlier today this phone call happened....

[oh08dem]

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Comcast Exec: Hey Joe, I just wanted to fill you in -- we took out Keith

Joe Scum: That's fuckin' fantastic!!!!

Comcast Exec: I know!! It gets better though we're planning on clearing house here soon!

Joe Scum: Wait! Wait! Wait! We're talking primetime, right?

Comcast Exec: Of course you useless dumb bastard!

Joe Scum: Good, I was kinda worried there because my ratings have always been in the shitter.

Comcast Exec: Ha! Like that really matters, we just want MSR--I mean MSNBC to be more bussiness friendly.

Joe Scum: Well, that I can do! You should give me a primetime show, and I'll suck all the corporate ass you want.

Comcast Exec: Sounds good! Sorry to interrupt, just thought you'd be excited by the news.

Joe Scum: No problem *screams away from the phone* Hey Harrold, is Mika still drunk? Okay, you know this was all consensual right? Yeah, you better! *gets back on the phone* I'm back.

Comcast Exec: You're pretty sick Joe -- Anyways, I'll see ya Monday.

Joe Scum: Alright buddy! *click*

[tavalon]

1. Nice satire

But stop tapping their phones. It's a crime.

[morningglory]

2. Whooooop! you hit it outta the park! nt

[11 Bravo]

3. Nice! (And welcome to DU)