Santorum: I'm the guy you want to marry

[babylonsister]

:rofl: :yoiks: :puke:

http://gop12.thehill.com/2011/11/santorum-im-guy-you-want-to-marry.html

Santorum: I'm the guy you want to marry


Rick Santorum, colorfully pitches himself to the Des Moines Register:

“I may not be the guy that the girls are initially attracted to when they walk into the dance hall, but ultimately once you get to know all the folks, I’m the one you want to take home to Mom.”

Santorum's continually waited to catch fire, but so far, his candidacy has only gone up in smoke.

He's tied with Jon Huntsman for dead last in the RCP average of polls.

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[cyglet]

2. Um. No. n/t

[SpiralHawk]

3. "We're just not that into frothy." - American Voters

"Get a clue, you Frothy FAIL Freak RepubliWanker."

- American VOTERS

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Oh, no, you're not. Not in this universe.

:puke:

[Lunabelle]

5. Man on Dog is not my idea of a husband

But then, I'm a lesbian so what do I know about men?

[SomethingFishy]

6. So... he's a dog? n/t

[Siwsan]

7. I just threw up in my mouth - a LOT

Sad to say, though, he is exactly the kind of guy my mother wishes I had brought home. She remains very disappointed.

Now I have to go and gargle with something really, really strong, and consult a therapist.

[Poll_Blind]

8. I read your thread title aloud and I swear my pet box turtle looked up hopefully.

I didn't have the heart to break it to him. I'll see if some lettuce can get Rick off his mind.

PB

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. LOL !!

[whistler162]

9. ANd a howl of disagreement went up......

in the kennel!

[blue neen]

10. "I'm the one you want to take home to Mom."

No, no, a thousand times no. My parents expected me to marry someone intelligent.

...and I did.

[LeftyMom]

12. I'd rather become a nun. And I'm an atheist.

[babylonsister]

18. lol! nt

[tabbycat31]

13. As a straight woman-- hell no

I don't want to marry Mr. Frothy Mix-- and risk competition from Fido.

[Initech]

14. Yeah until the mom looks up his name on google!

:evilgrin:

[Broderick]

15. I would marry him in a 50/50 state no prenup

then never consummate the marriage and take half. If I could. Then donate the proceeds to Peta.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. Suggesting that he's a better catch than Cain or Gingrich isn't saying much

[distantearlywarning]

17. Um...No, No, and HELL NO!

I wouldn't marry Rick Santorum if he were the last man on earth. And I think I just threw up in my mouth a little thinking about it. :puke:

[sofa king]

19. If you like Santorum, gay marriage is the way to go.

Anecdotal evidence suggests that Santorum is observed most often in gay relationships.

Go ahead, look it up. You'll see what I mean.

[lunatica]

20. Barf, bleh, gag!

[malaise]

25. Love your smileys

:hi:

[lunatica]

28. thanks. The right gif is better than a thousand words

[malaise]

30. Awwwwwwwww

Too cute :D

[Vinca]

21. No, Rick, you're the one we try to avoid googling. Yeccchhhh!

[Odin2005]

22. Oh, YUCK!!!

[LeftinOH]

23. "...and if you have a miscarriage, we're taking the remains home with us to show everyone." n/t

[trumad]

24. Nuff said.

[guitar man]

26. I knew a girl that took a Santorum home to mom

Mom's reaction was "get that out if here!! If it gets on the carpet it'll stain and I'll never get it out!!!

:spray:

[bullwinkle428]

27. So Google-Boy, when is your divorce taking place?

[trumad]

29. Possibly one of the greatest pictures ever....

[RainDog]

31. lol. I always laugh when I see this. n/t

[Withywindle]

35. I think I've finally figured out what's so Uncanny Valley about that photo

The older girl with the brown hair and the black jacket--she's standing slightly in front of that boy with the robotic thousand-yard stare, right? You can see her shoulder is in front of his.

SO WHY IS HIS HEAD TWICE THE SIZE OF HERS? :scared:

[hifiguy]

38. Whoa. Very, very creepy.

That would freak out even Stephen King.

:yoiks:

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

32. Sometimes life needs a narrator.

"...I’m the one you want to take home to Mom.”

Narrator: And now we go back back to the Planet Earth where...

[meow2u3]

33. I wouldn't go within 1000 feet of Ricky

I wouldn't even let my cats near him. I'm afraid of what he might do to them. :scared:

[HopeHoops]

34. Does Mr. Frothy come with a lifetime supply of anal lube?

[DirkGently]

36. He's got a lot of faith in his Sane Person mask. I await his disturbing sex/drug/cannibalism scandal

[and-justice-for-all]

37. "Going off the rails on a cray train.." OzzY.