Freepers ponder the possibility of Sarah Palin With A Penis QUITTING like a fuckin' groping QUITTER!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

BREAKING: Cain ‘Reassessing’ Candidacy

To: Bigtigermike

Meanwhile the GOP refuses to give us a candidate worth voting for.

2 posted on 11/29/2011 8:52:06 AM by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)

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To: GeronL

Cain was my last hope. I would not touch any of the others. The only one I will NOT vote for is Romney. My choice, second to Cain, is Perry.

Oh well. We’ll see what this story is really about.

3 posted on 11/29/2011 8:53:31 AM by cuban leaf (Were doomed! Details at eleven.)

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To: Bigtigermike

If Cain leaves, Newt will be in for the fight of his life. Newt will be attacked in a way that makes these Cain allegations look tame in comparison.

4 posted on 11/29/2011 8:54:40 AM by Thunder90 (Fighting for truth and the American way... http://citizensfortruthandtheamericanway.blogspot.com/)

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To: Bigtigermike

So, with Cain out that leaves us with a Liberal, a serial adulterer, an illegal loving moron, a fruitcake, a self-immolating conservative fruitcake, a conservative who never really even ran a campaign, and an even bigger liberal than Mittens.

UGH

12 posted on 11/29/2011 8:57:35 AM by commish (Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)

[lbrtbell]

1. Freepturds...

They would be so amusing, if only they didn't vote.

[Bunny]

2. Can someone with a scorecard spell this out for me?

So, with Cain out that leaves us with a Liberal, a serial adulterer, an illegal loving moron, a fruitcake, a self-immolating conservative fruitcake, a conservative who never really even ran a campaign, and an even bigger liberal than Mittens.

I know who Mittens is, and the serial adulterer is probably Newt, and I'm guessing that the fruitcake is Bachmann. But who is everyone else? :shrug:

[The Genealogist]

3. I'm guessing here but

I am assuming "illegal loving moron" is Perry. "Even bigger liberal than Mittens" is possibly Huntsman.

[NewJeffCT]

5. I was wondering that myself

the illegal loving moron is Perry, I would guess...

the bigger liberal than Mittens is Huntsman, I think.

with Mitt being the liberal,

My guesses at the others:
Fruitcake - Ron Paul
Self-Immolating conservative fruitcake - Michele Bachmann
Conservative who never really ran a campaign is... Santorum? doesn't make sense?

[Motown_Johnny]

10. I'm thinking

The self-immolating conservative fruitcake has to be Ron Paul (he criticized St. Ronny ya know)

I don't get the "Conservative who never really ran a campaign" comment either. Bachmann and Santorum have both won elections.

[SixthSense]

6. interpreted

a Liberal, - must be Romney

a serial adulterer - Gingrich for sure

an illegal loving moron - Perry probably

a fruitcake - Paul

a self-immolating conservative fruitcake - Bachmann

a conservative who never really even ran a campaign - ?? Gary Johnson? not sure

and an even bigger liberal than Mittens - Jon Huntsman

[toddwv]

11. Just my guesses:

Liberal, - Mittens (Romney)
a serial adulterer, (Cain, though this fits Newt as well).
an illegal loving moron, (Gingrich)
a fruitcake, (Santorum, Bachmann is at 1%)
a self-immolating conservative fruitcake, (Perry)
a conservative who never really even ran a campaign, (?, maybe Ron Paul)
and an even bigger liberal than Mittens (Huntsman)

[Ian David]

4. Let me know when the Freepers start saying racist things about black people and their sexual urges.

I give it about an hour.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

12. If he actually QUITS, you can take that one to the BANK.

I almost laughed out loud this morning when someone on MSNBC said "Even Rush Limbaugh and other conservatives who have been defending him have STOPPED DOING THAT."

:rofl:

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. Is Palin even conservative enough for these psychos now?

Didn't she recently speak out against crony capitalism? Maybe freepshitland could dig up the corpse of Jefferson Davis.

[yoyossarian]

8. Too "manly" to be president.

Too many toppin's.

[JohnnyRingo]

9. "GOP refuses to give us a candidate worth voting for".

That damn Nuremberg trial really narrowed the field for Freeps.