Tattoo Artist Facing Civil Lawsuit

[DainBramaged]

Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.

Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

http://www.veryweirdnews.com/tattoo-artist-facing-civil-lawsuit/



Teh stupid, it burns.................

[Javaman]

1. This doesn't help the Trailer Park reputation one bit. nt

[joeybee12]

4. Like Joan Rivers says, why do flying saucers always land in trailer parks

and are seen by two assholes drinking Coors beer? You never heard of a flying saucer landing at Harvard or Yale.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

2. Maybe it was the scene from narnia where Aslan takes a dump

:shrug:

[Ikonoklast]

3. I guess it *could* be a scene from Narnia...

Just not the exact one envisioned by the recepient.

[dipsydoodle]

5. Rec'd

for making me laugh.

[Junkdrawer]

6. DEBUNKED: It's from 2009 ugliesttattoos.failblog.org

http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2009/12/16/shitty-tattoo/

[DainBramaged]

7. OK now that you've spent your morning debunking the story

I guess we can go back to pearl clutching and hand wringing over the serious issues of the day................


:eyes:


DU, let no humor be expressed....

[Junkdrawer]

9. Too bad. This was such a good itch powder, incite arguments type of story...

I guess it's back to Nader/Circumcision/etc

[MADem]

10. Aw, shit, indeed!! Why do people have to gild the lily...the photo all by itself is more than enough

fodder for discussion!

[T S Justly]

8. ootat dab

read the sign from the inside of the shop.

[JHB]

11. I'm thinking it's supposed to be a Zen thing (not dung)...

...a stack of smooth stones, with a flame on top and butterflies fluttering about. Very tranquil...until someone mentions what else it looks like.

I'm also wondering about the color: could this be a henna tattoo? Something that isn't permanent?