Gingrich/Cain-2012 --> "We'll screw you and then your wife"

[madinmaryland]

[lonestarnot]

1. Can you imagine how they would feel about an ordinary American if this is the way they are capable

of treating their wives. And either of these two things think they could become President of the United States. Gas bags!

[opihimoimoi]

4. The GOPer Crowd has devolved into a self-destruct org....look at their first string team..its a JOKE

[Initech]

2. They go from screwing you behind your back to screwing you right to your face.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

3. Words to their campaign theme song

Not the Pokemon song, but the Poke-A-Woman song.

[graywarrior]

5. Hahahaha!

:rofl:

[doc03]

6. Of course it hurts you are being screwed by an elephant n/t

[beac]

7. January 2013* GOP talking point:

"Thank God the adult(erer)s are back in charge!"






*in imaginary lalaland b/c, though those dawgs sure hunt, they ain't gettin' elected

[krispos42]

8. Imagine the scheduling conflicts

They both show up at the house of one of their secretaries.

"Newt, what are you doing here?"

"I've got a date with Wanda tonight!"

"No, I have a date with Wanda tonight!?

Wanda opens door

"Newt, you're two hours early. See you at 9. Herman, come on in; the massage oil is warming in the bedroom. And you two have to get your Blackberries synchronized better!"

[Kennah]

9. Unless Wanda said, "Both at once? Come on boys, blitz me!" To which Cain would say ...

no blitz.