Hey, you hippies, stop protesting and just get a job*!

[ck4829]

* - To "get a job", you must have a perfect work history with no gaps, no more than x number of jobs in the past x years, you must submit to a background check, a drug test, a personality test, a credit check which must be clear, you must be willing to accept a wage that can not possibly pay expenses and pay back any loans you have taken out at the same time, you must have at least five years of experience and a college degree for this job even if it is entry level, oh and you MUST be currently employed too.

Please, if you see anyone telling anyone to "just get a job" or any variation of that, be sure to remind them to add this little disclaimer too.

[baldguy]

1. 5 positions open; 20,000 people apply.

[Uncle Joe]

Kicked and recommended.

Thanks for the thread, ck.

[Capitalocracy]

2. Hey, job creators... create a job! nt

[csziggy]

7. +1000000

[bigwillq]

8. ....

:thumbsup:

And offer better wages and hire more people at a company that can afford to.
Like Walmart, a big company with tons of $$$$.
No need to hire at min. wage, and every time I go in there they are understaffed.
Yes, retail isn't the ideal job for many, but they can afford to hire more people at higher wages. They just choose not to.

[JuniperLea]

3. Blow? Or hand?

That's the only kind out there right now.

[reggie the dog]

9. no, sell them their blow, dont give the blow jobs

[louis-t]

4. Anyone who holds a sign at a protest saying that

should be immediately surrounded by 30 or 40 people asking "Are you hiring? We all need to work."

[gkhouston]

5. +1. I've seen ads for $10/hour clerical positions demanding 5 years of experience.

You know, the sort of job I did as a teenager with no experience.

[hedgehog]

6. But, but , but yesterday I heard Ben Stein say that employers in

Rancho, Mirage California have such a problem finding workers they're all forced to hire undocumented workers!

[mysuzuki2]

10. Do I have to get a job? I'm retired and don't really want to.

[treestar]

11. Per wiki half the protestors have jobs.

"According to a survey of Zuccotti Park protesters by the Baruch College School of Public Affairs published on October 19, of 1,619 web respondents, 1/3 were older than 35, half were employed full-time, 13% were unemployed and 13% earned over $75,000."