Most DUers are smarter than Cain, Perry, Bachmann..

[edhopper]

Well at least better informed and have clearer understanding and ideas about policy.
Think about that. The average member here knows more and with better clarity than the three, one time front runners of the GOP Presidential race.
Romney isn't a dope, it's just too hard to figure what he believes.
Newt is a scumbag, Santorium a fundie loon, Paul a Randian cultist and Huntsman is not going anywhere.
Un-friggin-believable.

[hifiguy]

1. Most house pets are smarter than

Bachmann, Cain and Perry. Some of the higher forms of plant life probably are, too.

If the Repukes were anything resembling a sane party Huntsman and Mittens would be the only candidates in the race.

[Frustratedlady]

3. You beat me to it...I was going to say, "Most dogs are smarter..."

How do they make it through life? I can't imagine how they can make decisions concerning their families, paying bills, purchasing toilet paper, even. (Hey, I have to watch to make sure I'm not buying Koch toilet paper, so I know there are decisions on THAT!)

Seriously, they are pathetic, but so are those who contribute to them.

[spanone]

9. most insects have a greater intellectual capacity

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

11. I was going to mention my pet desert tortoise

[wryter2000]

13. Or my corn snake. n/t

n/t

[libinnyandia]

2. I just found a facebook page for republican underground. The

fans of that site are probably intellectually equal to the GOP presidential candidates.

[graywarrior]

12. There's five seperate groups each with from 4 to 16 members....lol

[The Straight Story]

4. I could drink a gallon of vodka, get a lobotomy , sew my mouth shut and talk out of my ass

and I would still sound better than them :)

[Fumesucker]

5. It's easy to figure out what Romney believes..

He believes he deserves to be president.

And he'll say or do whatever it take to get there.

[TheManInTheMac]

6. Why, thank you. Hey... wait a minute--that's not really a compliment.

[valerief]

7. I think the GOP's best bet is to support an African Grey parrot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yd9g1fXtyI

They're smart and cute.

[edhopper]

14. I prefer the

Norwegian Blue. Lovely plumage.

[valerief]

15. Can't compare to the Arctic Aurora parrot. Luminous plummage.

And they never die.

[Lint Head]

8. A Waring Blender is smarter.

[mmonk]

10. And my dog that died in 2007 is too.