Most people put more thought into updating their Facebook status than Herman Cain has put into

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running for President. -Borowitz Report

[madokie]

1. Hermie is in it for the sarah factor

The money man and that is all. He doesn't have a snowballs chance and he knows that he's only in it for the money. Watch and see if I'm not right

[customerserviceguy]

2. The Repukes are tired of him now

1. The harassment allegations are starting to sink in, the Penn State news helps drive the point.
2. Rethugs didn't really want a black man as their candidate, anyway, it was just to tweak Obama.
3. They also figured out that Cain saw the Presidency as an entry-level political job, and that's their main complaint about Obama.
4. Hey, Newt is at least as good as Cain, right? Perry and Bachmann are certainly has-beens, and who really knows diddly squat about Santorum, anyway?

Cain is indeed the flavor of the month.