Rick Perry: 'Tomorrow, I知 going to unveil a plan to uproot all three branches of government .'

[Tx4obama]

Tweeted by Jeff Zeleny National Political Correspondent, The New York Times

@jeffzeleny
In Iowa, #Perry says: "Tomorrow, I知 going to unveil a plan to uproot all three branches of government ."
8 minutes ago via TweetDeck

http://twitter.com/#!/jeffzeleny/status/136264892750643201

[Brother Buzz]

1. Fourth and long - Punt!

:rofl:

[treestar]

2. He gets dumber by the day.

[tularetom]

3. "...if I can only remember what they are"

[izquierdista]

4. Legislative, judicial, and.....

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EPA?....no
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Ah, fuckit.

[gateley]

5. Seriously, is this a joke? Can he remember what the three branches are? nt

[pacalo]

7. That's why we have to wait until tomorrow for Baby Doc's new plan. He's gotta cram tonight.

[Initech]

8. Legislative, judicial, and uh... um... WTF! I don't know... um....

:evilgrin:

[fishwax]

19. lol

what a tool :rofl:

[Initech]

34. Can someone help me out here? Um,.. Um... I think it's a....

[underpants]

15. My 6 year old can tell me the three parts of an insect's body

Head
Thorax
Adomin

[Kablooie]

17. The father branch, the son branch and the holy ghost branch.

[Initech]

32. Nice one!

:rofl:

[mazzarro]

18. Of course he remembers them as ...

The House, the Senate, em, em, em .... Help me out here, Newt! The Congress? Yes indeed, the Congress!

[SoutherDem]

22. That is the problem there are three he can't remember all of them.

his new plan is simple. One branch - Dictator

[gkhouston]

41. Exxon, Chevron, and Shell? n/t

[pacalo]

6. First one to admit while he's still in campaign mode that he wants to be dictator.

[FSogol]

9. Will the say the name of the creator backward and undo creation?

At least he's showing everyone he hates the American Democracy.

:shrug:

[EFerrari]

10. Is that a terrorist threat?

What an idiot.

[Tx4obama]

11. Sounds like it to me. n/t

[Warpy]

12. Then arrest that stupid man for TREASON

War of any type against the government is treason, you know.

Throw Grover Norquist into the can with him for company.

[malaise]

40. +1,000 n/t

[blogslut]

13. All three?

Oh my.

I can name three things that are so very wrong/hilarious about that statement.

Dear Governor Goodhair,

As a Texan, your stunning idiocy has been a source of great shame. Now that you're on the national stage, all I can say is, I've never been more thankful that you're the stupidest motherfucker of all the GOP contenders.

love,
me

[Old and In the Way]

14. Perry telegraphing the Republican game plan?

This ought to be interesting...

[jtuck004]

16. Now Rick, that's tomorrow and you likely won't even remember where you put it. /nt

[corpseratemedia]

20. every Perry supporter knows that the third branch of the goverment is

The Oops Branch

[surrealAmerican]

21. Not only does he not understand government ...

... he apparently doesn't understand trees either. That metaphor doesn't work on any level.

[Drahthaardogs]

23. How do you "uproot" the executive branch

when you are running to be President???????

[Old and In the Way]

25. I guess he's decided to move the WH to Dallas-Fort Worth?

Gonna need a big ass truck to move that building.

[lumberjack_jeff]

24. He isn't the first Texan to disparage that "goddamn piece of paper". n/tn/t

[Motown_Johnny]

26. can he even name all 3 branches of government?

[DRoseDARs]

27. Name them.

Point, set... uh... oops. ;)

[Renew Deal]

28. He's going colonial!

:shrug:

[unkachuck]

29. why don't the pukes....

....'uproot' this weed of a candidate and throw him on their compost pile where he belongs....

[0rganism]

30. Day after that, I'm gonna find a new way to mix my metaphors

What a maroon! :silly:

[Sabriel]

33. He definitely lost the English major vote. n/t

[nadinbrzezinski]

31. Of note people go off rail when a nameless person

proposes a constitutional convention at a general assembly. but a candidate to the Presidency of the US... we only get jokes.

There has to be a problem with this... just can't put my finger on it.

[Tx4obama]

35. Here's a link to an article with more info regarding what is posted up above in the OP

Perry vows real change if elected

http://news.yahoo.com/perry-vows-real-change-elected-023208070.html

[woo me with science]

36. Are he and Cain in some sort of contest or something?

:wow:

[cyglet]

37. Republicans

Offering up idiot puppets for President since 1980. Why is my coworker afraid he'll win again?

[and-justice-for-all]

38. So he is anti-constitution then??

and this is what a Perry occupation would look like:

?w=339&h=500

[gkhouston]

39. I wonder which two branches are in jeopardy. n/t

[undeterred]

42. The Nina, the Pinto and the Santa Claus

Yeah, that's it.

[trusty elf]

43. Gold, Frankenstein and Myrrh?

:shrug:

[coalition_unwilling]

46. ROTFLMAO. Methinks you have way too much time on your

hands :rofl:

[Tx4obama]

45. Larry, Curly, and ... and ... and... hmmm ... I know there is one Mo'e... who was it? :) n/t

[Matariki]

44. And install a Military Dicatorship?

wtf is he on about?