Sam Grittner
43 minutes ago
Tonight is WEIRD. This Penn State protest is disgusting. At least at the debate tonight when Rick Perry fucked himself it was consensual.
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Liam McEneaney
46 minutes Can we get the Oakland police down to deal with these Penn State pro-child rape student protestors?
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Liam McEneaney
47 minutes ago
Oh no! They're protesting firing a man who protected a child rapist. You know what, maybe this country deserves a President Bachmann.
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Merrill Markoe
50 minutes ago
If Rick Perry were a comic, this would be his big closer : So three guys go in to a bar. A Jew, a Polock and I think there was a third guy.
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Baratunde Thurston
56 minutes ago
Rick Perry made George W Bush look positively amazing
http://t.co/SOdV1Ka7 cnbcdebate TexasNeedsAHug video
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Paul Welsh
7 minutes ago
Rick Perry is heightening Michele Bachmann's game, but being dumb is no longer the unusual thing. At least everyone's committed.
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Sara Benincasa
8 minutes ago
Welp, I guess we know what gets the kids to Occupy State College.
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Michael Ian Black
8 minutes ago
Little known political fact: For over a year in the 90s, Newt Gingrich once hid a Mexican family of four under his belly fat
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Michael Ian Black
9 minutes ago
At this point, it seems pretty well established that the Republican field is, more or less, total fucking losers.
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Mojave Phone Booth
10 minutes ago
Mitt's a dope and Cain's a dope and Perry makes me hivey. TweetThePress
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Jenny Johnson
17 minutes ago
"I'll give you back your tits when you pry them from my cold, dead hands." - Herman Cain, President of the NRA
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Jonas Polsky
19 minutes ago
Occupy Child Abuse
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Michael Ian Black
26 minutes ago
New bumper sticker idea: "Fuck it: I'm voting for Herman Cain."
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Adam Carl
29 minutes ago
Seriously, how long before a new gay porn film stars Spit Romney and Spermin Cain?
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Benari Poulten
38 minutes ago
If Ron Paul wants to cut student loans, let's start with the Penn State kids.
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Andy Levy
1 hour ago
Wow this Occupy Penn State rally is really something!
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James Urbaniak
1 hour ago
I was putting the kids to bed. Did Rick Perry win?
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Jen Statsky
1 hour ago
Well, Rick Perry officially blew it. He's DEFINITELY not gonna get to host the Oscars now.
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Trevor Young
1 hour ago
Just prayed to Jesus, but he was all, "Please... If I don't get Mitt Romney's yardwork done, he'll deport me."
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Elon James White
1 hour ago
I've seen so many clips of Rick Perry stroking out when debating that the left side of my computer screen is drooping...
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Elon James White
1 hour ago
Could the Penn State trustees also add Herman Cain and Rick Perry to their fired list?
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Steve Agee
1 hour ago
Rick Perry you idiot, the 3rd one is the Holy Ghost! Duh