My 1000th Post; the first in two years (ish)

[Felinity]

My compliments to Herman Cain, obviously a fan of the legendary Texas defense attorney Richard "Racehorse" Haynes. I can't wait for rounds 2,3, and 4.

"At a late 1970's American Bar Association seminar in New York <1>, Mr. Haynes explained how to plead in the alternative:

Say you sue me because you say my dog bit you. Well, now this is my defense:
○ My dog doesn't bite.
○ And second, in the alternative, my dog was tied up that night.
○ And third, I don't believe you really got bit.
○ And fourth, I don't have a dog."

Pasted from <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Haynes>

"It never happened"
"I wasn't even there when it happened"
"I don't remember that woman"
"I've been married for 42 years."

Anyone have a better paraphrase? Please weigh in.

[abelenkpe]

1. K&R nt

[teddy51]

2. I like the fourth one actually, but I some how doubt that he wiil be able to sustain

the damage. My thoughts are, he is going down, and soon.

[Felinity]

5. What's taking so long?

What is it with the rethugs that they grab on to the most pitiful, brain-damaged psychopaths with the loyalty of puppy dogs?

[teddy51]

6. Brain dead as we have witnessed from 2000 to 2008. These people really don't

have a clue, for the most part. As someone responded to one of my posts a day or so ago, the Right wing believes that the Lord will provide, and that is it.

Sorry, I missed saying; Congrats on your # of posts.

[Graybeard]

3. Congrats Felinity, it's a great post.

I just posted my 5000th and it took me 5 years.

This latest Cain performance was amazing. You nailed it.

[cyberpj]

4. Reggae artist Shaggy's 2001 hit - "It Wasn't Me" (video and lyrics) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is&feature=related

From the lyrics:

snip-
To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say you're not, convince her say you're gay
Never admit to a word when she say
Makes a claim and you tell her baby no way

But she caught me on the counter
(It wasn't me)
Saw me banging on the sofa
(It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower
(It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera
(It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder
(It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her
(It wasn't me)
Heard the screams getting louder
(It wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over

cont'd....


Perfect.


p.s. - Welcome Back! :hi:

[cyberpj]

7. kickin it cause it fell down the line way too fast yesterday. nt

[UTUSN]

8. Loved the post; wish the topic title would draw attention to the content. n/t