bless me DU'ers for I have sinned

[dddem]

I went on foxnews.com just to see if anonymous had shut it down (fyi, not as of yet). I feel dirty, and I had to confess. Please forgive me.

[FarLeftFist]

1. You must now read 2 Noam Chomsky books and say 2 Hail Krugmans.

[WingDinger]

2. It is up to the judgement of the individual, but eating flesh, sacrificed to idols is fine.

slongas it's fresh

[trumad]

3. do 3 hail marys

And let me be with your 12 year old son for an hour.

[Hotler]

4. Take a long hot shower. eom.

[Ship of Fools]

5. SPANKING!!! You need a good spanking!!!

[Rabblevox]

6. Spankings are ALWAYS appropriate!

[libinnyandia]

7. I woke up the other day

and when I yurned on my tv it was on Fox News. I thought there might me someone hiding in my apartment. I'm hoping that it was a remote control malfunction. I usually have 59 msnbc as my default channel. 61 Fox News is one I avoid. If I do turn to Fox I usually can watch for a few seconds.