Rick Perry Not Obviously Drunk Or High, Political Source Says

[warrior1]

Because this never gets old.

http://wonkette.com/455554/rick-perry-not-obviously-drunk-or-high-political-source-says#more-455554


From the comment section:


"Rick Perry Not Obviously Drunk Or High"
That just leaves stupid.

[polichick]

1. Problem is, they're proud of stupid - it's their mark of excellence!

[CarmanK]

2. Wrong, His eyes were black and beady. He was hi on somthing.

You not only have to look at his demeanor, his eyes are revealing. Take a real good look at the tape. You will see his eyes are beady.

[surrealAmerican]

3. There is still the possibility ...

... of mental illness. If I were him, I'd try to pin it on prescription drugs: any of the other explanations are far more likely to put him out of the running.

[pipi_k]

4. OK there's something wrong with the wording in that statement...

It doesn't say, "Rick Perry NOT Drunk Or High"


It doesn't say, "Rick Perry Obviously NOT Drunk Or High"


no...it says, "Rick Perry Not Obviously Drunk Or High"


big difference between that and the other two statements....

[yellowcanine]

5. Watch it with the sound off - it is even goofier.

[yellowcanine]

6. Key word there being "obviously"...... it is a matter of judgment, obviously.

His advisers should probably insist that he was drunk....he looks like a total goofball.