GAK! FR: "Open Letter To Madame President" (creepy letter to Quitter.)

[K8-EEE]

This one is seriously enough to gag a maggot, as my mom would say, LOL! Jesus Christ on a Trailer Hitch! They are coming completely unhinged over there!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2793918/posts


Dear Madam President,

We need you on board, we need you to run, whether on not you win doesn't matter...

America needs you out there everyday fighting for us and repudiating enemies in both the political parties....

We need you to express the things we believe in, and we need you running as a candidate to strike fear into the enemies of our country.....there is NO ONE ELSE my Angel, but you....

If you have any doubt that we are beginning the fight referred to as Armageddon, just watch this video, listen to this truth and know that you are God's Angel that can unite those on both sides and the middle against the Satan who is at our door.

I would hire Pat Caddell today, and scare the bejesus out of them, and gather those who you know you can count on like Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Britt Hume and David Horowitz and the others who love our country and would stand beside you in this war......Go out into the country and the world a gather them unto you, choosing those who walk with the Lord to help you...This war is a war of information and without a leader on our side we will allow lies to stand....

And have no doubt, you are this generation's George Washington.....the Lord will be with you all the way.....

The day you announce you will raise so much money it will be news.....but not even that is important....

You need to go forth and teach those who will listen so the enemy will know you have arrived.

And Watch this video and know I speak the truth.

:puke:

[Blue_In_AK]

1. Yikes! A triple dose of Kool-Aid.

[K8-EEE]

2. Orderlies, call for back-up and bring a straight jacket

WTF with these people, they are totally insane!

[Erose999]

23. Nurse Ratched is not amused.

http://static.wix.com/media/3839c42fceec79e0f03a0651968900e9.wix_mp

[K8-EEE]

24. LOL! NT

[FarLeftFist]

3. That was.....freaking bizarre.

[madrchsod]

4. even the freepers were freaked over that post!

[K8-EEE]

20. Did you see the one who called him a "self professed swinger & wife swapper?"

:rofl:

Please alert us when "the Lady" responds to an Internet post from a self-professed swinger, aka wife swapper.
One can only imagine the depraved fantasies you have about her.

[11 Bravo]

5. That silly freeper misspelled "refudiate".

[gratuitous]

6. Good heavens

I learned the song as "They will know we are Christians by our love." Apparently there were other churches where the verse was "They will know we are Christians by the fear we instill in them and how much we scare the bejesus out of them." I like how this screed starts off with "whether or not you win doesn't matter," but the rest of it posits a Palin victory as the only path to any future for the country and the world. If it doesn't matter whether Quitterella wins, then it shouldn't matter whether she runs. Why doesn't "Madam President's" pen pal get cracking on his own? Or doesn't he love the country as much as he claims to love it?

This nutty existential battle crowd is all talk and very little action (not that I want them to put their demented plans into motion).

[LongTomH]

7. Sara will need a good campaign song........How about this one?

They're coming to take me away!:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[villager]

19. +1

n/t

[flakey_foont]

8. wow! The umbrella is up

but there's no rain.

Somebody really needs to get some fresh air

[OffWithTheirHeads]

9. Sounds like a large quantity of cheap gin was involved.

[sinkingfeeling]

10. Is this to Mary McAlee? OK, the only women who can be addressed as 'Madam President' are listed

here: http://www.filibustercartoons.com/charts_rest_female-leaders.php

[SammyWinstonJack]

11. Gag me.

:puke:

[LynneSin]

12. Do these dingbats realize that Princess Caribou Dingbat Barbie is in to for the money

She has found her cash cow and she's going to milk it for all it's worth. If she really cared about this country she wouldn't have quit. But as the Governor of Alaska she was limited to her earnings potential. But as the defacto Queen of the Teabaggers she has an unlimited source of cash.

[Codeine]

13. "This generation's George Washington"

Fuck me.

[OswegoAtheist]

25. Barf.

If she's our George Washington, I'll just run up the Union Jack now.

Oswego "#occupyoswego" Atheist

[Journeyman]

14. This post is categorized on the FR site as "Weird Stuff" . . .

Check out the topics and keywords. "Obsessed" does seem to cover it all. . .

TOPICS: Chit/Chat; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: eharmony; obsessed; palin; sarahpalin; wizards4palin

[Motown_Johnny]

29. I saw that too, pretty funny

and the comments are good too, even the FReepers think this one is nuts.

[Historic NY]

15. What drug are they on?

[bluestateguy]

16. They want her to hire Pat Caddell?

The author of the brilliant Carter malaise speech? The consultant who has not won an election in 35 years?

[Raven]

17. The key statement: "Whether or not you win doesn't matter."

This is what will sink the Republican Party.

[GliderGuider]

18. Well, at least many of the FR comments share our opinion of the post's creepiness /nt

[democrank]

21. I just threw up

[NeedleCast]

22. Nice! It manages to be both crazy fudgelical AND includes a stalker element

...there is NO ONE ELSE my Angel, but you...

Cue psycho-killer horror movie music..

[maxrandb]

26. Is that from Buffalo Bill?

Sounds like the ramblings of a guy who would be trying to make himself s "woman's suit".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCSZfmbFJyQ

Someone seriously needs to call the authorities!

[SeattleVet]

27. FR...

'Birthers & Birchers'

(and other assorted scum)

[Motown_Johnny]

28. someone forgot the sarcasm emote

[tanyev]

30. Kind of Phantom of the Opera-ish. "Sing, my angel!"