Said on the TeeVee

[Scuba]

Conan

Rick Perry said America’s revolutionary war was fought in the 16th century. When told it was actually the 18th century, Perry apologized and said, “I never said I was a geology major.”

At the last Republican debate, the candidates were seated according to how they’ve been doing in the polls. So Jon Huntsman was seated next to Tim Pawlenty at a Denny’s across the street.



Late Show with David Letterman

Rick Perry had to leave the debate early. He was late for an execution.


The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Police were using pepper spray on the Wall Street protesters. That’s scary. What if they’re spraying them with condiments so the rich people can enjoy eating them?


Jimmy Kimmel Live!

BlackBerry service disruptions have spread to the United States from the Middle East and Africa. Millions of people were forced to check their email from a computer like wild cave savages.

It’s embarrassing for BlackBerry, but it could have been worse. The new iPhone could be coming out at the end of the week — oh, wait a minute.

[RebelOne]

1. Funny enough that he said the revolutionary war was fought

in the 16th century, but his saying he was not a geology major was even funnier. What does the science that deals with the dynamics and physical history of the earth have to do with history?