If the Phelps turds turn out for Steve Jobs funeral, throw apples at them

[DainBramaged]

they'll get the message. Bushels of apples raining down from the sky...

[itsrobert]

1. Make sure you pay 50 percent more for the Apples.

n/t

[Dreamer Tatum]

4. Oh SNAP nt.

[arcane1]

2. They'll sure your ass like they always do

and you'll likely face an assault charge as well

[anamandujano]

7. Bake them first to avoid this scenario.

They'll be lighter and you can carry more. Don't forget the cinnamon and sugar.

[tblue]

3. No. Just fart in their general direction.

[qb]

5. Preferably large, hard Granny Smith apples, thrown at high velocity.

:spank:

[KamaAina]

6. Or better still, maybe they'll piss off 4chan

Welcome to living Hell, Phelpseses. :evilgrin:

[Pitr]

8. Lace 'em with cynaide

That was the real reason Apple chose their logo.