Is this the best the Repubs have to offer?

[kentuck]

Americans need to understand that the grass is not always greener on the other side...

[graywarrior]

1. Unless you're grazing--on the grass

[rustydog]

2. God, he looks like he wants to molest a box of donuts

But do not underestimate them. It can bite you in the butt.

[NightWatcher]

3. But the grass is greener over the septic tank

[Mr Deltoid]

4. All they have to do to get him to run...

...is put one of these..



on the debate stage...