ROFL... CGU

[madamesilverspurs]

SENIOR TEXTING CODE:

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Got this in an email and just had to share.

[rfranklin]

1. Young people's texting code...

BYOPC - bring your own pimple cream
TLTGOOBAHMMDTW - too lazy to get out of bed and help my Mom do the wash
SOMPFELOT - songing of my parents for extended lengths of time

et cetera

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

2. How about IDIH: It's Drafty In Here and the Ol' McCain classic GOML: Get Off My Lawn

I realize once I'm older I'm just going to think this type of thing is nothing but damn smart ass young kid nonsense...... Damn slackers!!!!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. IODUDBM, (I'm on DU don't bother me).... I'm sure we have plenty of seniors

on DU so this could apply.