I need help with a response to an e-mail.."Why repub men are happiest."

[monmouth]

Then pictures of all the fox babes..It's disgusting but I don't want to let it pass. Any ideas?

[whathehell]

1. Because Ignorance is bliss?

[Motown_Johnny]

40. +1

[sammytko]

2. Not happy with what they have at home?

That's what keeps them occupied in the basement at mom's place?

[JI7]

3. it's not even worth responding to

[monmouth]

9. That's what I thought too but this person is sort of a smug smartest

guy in the room type trying to bait me. I'd like to give him something...LOL

[izquierdista]

12. Because you always win....

....when you debate a complete airhead? (insert pic of Victoria Jackson here)

[monmouth]

17. LOL.

[EstimatedProphet]

49. Ask him how many times he's fucked them then

Then ask him why he's so smug about women that would never give him the time of day.

[sammytko]

4. Only way to get them to watch that pathetic network?

What's next - topless??

[JanMichael]

5. jezebels

designed by cosmetics and surgery to make them think their aging wives aren't attractive.

[Golden Raisin]

6. Because they fantasize

that wallet size equals penis size?

[monmouth]

14. You were my winner with a word or two change. Many thanks. He's

the kind that will harrumph which I love. Thanks again.

[NMMNG]

7. They obviously have poor eyesight and bad taste

Because those women aren't babes.

[struggle4progress]

8. "Do not feel envious of the happiness of those who live in a fool's paradise, for

only a fool will think that it is happiness"

- Bertrand Russell
A Liberal Decalogue
http://users.drew.edu/jlenz/br-decalog.html

[Cerridwen]

10. Because they covet women who are not their wives?

How very biblical of them.

[malaise]

11. Simple

Because they don't know that they don't know and are blissfully happy in their ignorance.

[HockeyMom]

13. Not happy because they always want MORE

whatever that more may mean at a particular time. I am married to a Republican man.

[enough]

15. If it's true, there's a simple explanation. They live in the most self-serving delusional state,

and they have the most women who are willing for various reasons to enable them to continue in that condition.

[catabryna]

16. Because many of those republican men

have wives who vote for democrats. They are just blissfully unaware!

:P

[monmouth]

18. I likey..Thanks..n/t

[catabryna]

21. You're welcome.

:evilgrin:

[WinkyDink]

19. Second the "ignorance is bliss"!

[Cirque du So-What]

20. Below the pics of the FAUX bimbos

say, 'just add lotion & Kleenex. Instant happiness.'

[Ian David]

22. More suicides under Conservative rule

More suicides under Conservative rule
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/2263690.stm

Teen Suicide Rates Higher in Conservative, Anti-Gay Areas
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/04/18/teen-suicide-rates-higher-in-conservative-anti-gay-areas

[ClassWarrior]

23. Then why are they all so angry?

From Ed: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/44528540#44528540

NGU.

[NYC Liberal]

24. Reply with: "Repub men are happiest...until they get caught"

and then include this link: http://www.republicansexoffenders.com/

[treestar]

25. I've seen this crap before

Do one on why women who are Ds are happier. In general, D male politicians are better looking than R male politicians.

[monmouth]

29. Good one, thanks...n/t

[FarLeftFist]

26. Happy?! Then why are they always frothing at the mouth every chance they get?!

[EFerrari]

27. Red states have more divorce, drug addiction, violent crime,

child abuse and incarceration. Sounds like a blast. :)

[SteppingRazor]

28. Two words: Hollywood liberals.

I guarantee you, you'll find some way hotter women along those lines than anything they can come up with on Fox News. Also, you can always offer conservative counterarguments: Jean Schmidt would be a good one.

But more important than that, isn't this whole thing just a bunch of sexist crap?

[monmouth]

30. Oh it definitely is, and typical of this guy. n/t

[treestar]

41. Yep. I remember getting one years ago

Where they took Hillary, Betty Friedan, other women of fame or power or influence, and doctored the photos to make them look ugly. The hilarious thing was the very doctoring to make them look ugly proved they weren't all that ugly or the conservative would not have had to do that.

And it was easy to turn it around since the Democrats had better looking men. Newt Gringich vs. Al Gore. Hastert vs. Clinton. JFK.

[FarLeftFist]

44. Victoria Jackson

[mzteris]

31. 'cause they have secret male lovers? n/t

[JHB]

32. FOX: They only watch it for the news...

...wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more....

[Raine]

33. Hmmmmmmm that doesn't say much for their wives

x(

[Octafish]

34. Xanax

Wholesale Viagra.

[Myrina]

35. Cavemen were generally happy.

Kill it, eat it, sit by the fire and fart and don't worry about bathing.

[JHB]

36. Because they're ridiculously easy marks.

I mean, if that's all it takes to make them happy...

[liberal N proud]

37. If they are happier and I doubt they are, it is because they are ignorant.

And they let FOX tell them what to think.

[pacalo]

38. Number 1 Reason: "Ignorance is bliss."

[quaker bill]

39. Because it is simple to amuse them...

[lunatica]

42. Because thinking with your dick trumps thinking

[GoCubsGo]

47. And, because that dick only thinks when...

...exposed to bleach, silicone, and plastic surgery.

[DisgustipatedinCA]

43. Tell him liberals don't typically masturbate to newscasts

I'm certain that msnbc could afford to hire porn starlets as newsreaders if they wanted to, but nes is news and porn is porn.

[Coexist]

45. I think Reagan and Bush already proved style over substance is their MO

no need for that email to prove it.

[PotatoChip]

46. *Are* they the "happiest"???

No seriously, where does this assertion come from? Some type of study? If so, who funded it and what were the study techniques? Iow, is this statement credible?

Why bother debating a point that may not even be factual? I'd start there. Find out if it is even true.

In my own personal experience(s), conservative/repug men are some of the most cranky, seemingly miserable people around. PITA(s) to deal with most of the time. Don't seem all that "happy" to me. :shrug:

Good luck.

[Honeycombe8]

48. That just seems to be an email glorifying the babes on Fox, right? It's meaningless.

It's not political or anything. I wouldn't waste a response.