Christine O’Donnell Starts Speaking in Tongues on Twitter

[kpete]

anybody care to translate?
http://wonkette.com/452257/christine-odonnell-starts-speaking-in-tongues-on-twitter

[n2doc]

1. butt-tweet? n/t

[Dennis Donovan]

2. She's saying "I'm not a witch" in a language only witches understand?

:shrug:

[Erose999]

5. Some of those characters DO resemble pagan runes...

[pinboy3niner]

3. ...

Who could be hacking Christine's Twitter account? One expert wonders...




...Could it be...SATAN?

[tanyev]

4. A spell to try and get someone to show up at her book signings?

[snooper2]

6. I think I can decipher that, it's been a little while--

I would like(?) to thank those who are the ones who sent/brought(?) the vibrator to my office. I haven't felt/feel(?) this alive since night of MTV show.

[RoadRage]

7. I think she just cussed out Obama..

but, lucky for her the Secret Service will never figure it out...

[OffWithTheirHeads]

8. I notice several Spanish punctuations. Speak English Damnit!

[Javaman]

9. did she sit on her phone again? nt

[Sanity Claws]

10. Her cat did it?

She is a witch so she must have a cat.

[FSogol]

11. You laugh, but later today, you'll have an uncontrollable impulse to buy her book

and to avoid self-pleasuring! :(

[pinboy3niner]

12. *Spray*

:rofl:

[Blue Owl]

13. I think her phone was in her pocket while she was masturbating

n/t