What title would YOU have chosen for Cheney's recent memoir?

[eppur_se_muova]

Personally, I was thinking of something like "I haven't shot anyone in the face in a long time ... but I'm getting the urge to right about now".

[ChairmanAgnostic]

1. The fucking of America: How I did it.

[RussBLib]

2. Suck it, America.

[City Lights]

3. "Go fuck yourself" seems fitting. eom

[no_hypocrisy]

4. I Can't Believe You Let Me Get Away With That . . . . .

[sabrina 1]

5. 'Diary of a War Criminal'

[Mnemosyne]

34. +10000 n/t

[calimary]

41. Bingo! Says it all! You don't even have to read it.

Thumbs WAY Up!!!

[MrsBrady]

6. lying sack of crap telling lies n/t

[RaleighNCDUer]

7. "Lies That Made Me Rich"

Concise, and to the point.

[Cyrano]

8. "DICK"

[KILL THE WISE ONE]

9. postmortem confessions of a unrepentant asshole

[Ezlivin]

10. Dick: Inside Job

N/T

[n2doc]

11. I thought this was pretty good:

[Electric Monk]

19. How is Dick Cheney like a koala bear?

[TygrBright]

12. The Life and Times of Rollo Tomassi n/t

[valerief]

13. I Really, Really Suck by Dick Cheney. nt

[ChiciB1]

14. Hitler Re-Visited! n/t

[JohnnyRingo]

15. "Dicked Up ... A Look Back"

[scheming daemons]

16. Posts #3 and #8 are the best

[DJ13]

17. "Pulling the dummy's strings"

[Octafish]

18. Traitor

Subtitle: The Major Scores of a Big Time Asshole

[lame54]

20. "So?"

[JNelson6563]

21. "Go Fuck Yourself" By Dick Cheney

[Johonny]

37. +1

[Initech]

22. Shotgun Cheney: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Embrace The War

[sfpcjock]

23. "Uncle Dick from Gulf War 1: In My Hard Time"

chronicling his recent years in lockdown. LOL

[suffragette]

24. Neocrap

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

25. The Boob and I

[Initech]

26. Raging Asshole With A Shotgun

[kentuck]

27. Darth Vader Speaks...

Maybe?

[sfpcjock]

28. Book, schmook! His new ride is totally rad.

[dtexdem]

29. 'Darth Cheney on Abolishing the Republic and Establishing the New Empire.

[hlthe2b]

30. Here's a few.... "In Your Face! (again)"...

"No Remorse"
"Jail-bait"
"No End to this Dick"
"Catch Me If You Can (you can''t)"
"They Call Me Dick"
"George's Dick"
"Lies--No Consequences"
"You Want An Apology: I Give You Dick"

[Jack Rabbit]

31. Revenge of the Undead

[beac]

32. "Man-sized Safe or How I Got Filthy Rich Being the Shadow President"

Actually, I'd like to put "Evil, War-Criminal, Asshole" between "the" and "Shadow" but that might not go over so well at Barnes & Noble.

Now I have to go outside and look at flowers to purge the image of that snarling fucker from my mind's eye.

[sfpcjock]

33. "Dick Cheney: Leader of the Dick Army"

...anything? Anything?


Doing a fantastic Dr. Strangelove at the inauguration.

[mnhtnbb]

35. Bullshit from an A$$hole: Memoir from Vice

[alsame]

36. Greetings From The Hague. (My wishful thinking.) nt

[ladywnch]

38. Yeah, everything you heard about is true (and then some) and what are you gonna do about it?

............NOTHING

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

39. -->

[sfpcjock]

54. French fried perp walk!

Yea! :headbang:

[Yavapai]

40. "WAR AND A PIECE OF THE ACTION".

subtitled: "How to profit from Pat Tillman's fame"

[Auntie Bush]

42. Everything You Ever Wanted to know about How I Lied to My Country, But Were Afraid To Ask..

[Auntie Bush]

46. How to Break the Law and Get Away With It, For Dummies.

That could lead to a lot of other "For Dummies" books, like:

How to Torture and Get a Way with It, For Dummies.

How to Lie Us Into War, For Dummies

How To Make Yourself the Most Hated Man in America, For Dummies.

How To Change US Intelligence, For Dummies.

Etc. etc. etc.

[JoePhilly]

43. War crimes for fun and profit.

[JHB]

44. MwaHaHaHaHa: What Are You Going To Do About It?

Diary of a Robobeast.

[chillspike]

45. Diary of a DickHead and Other Crimes Against Humanity (nt)

[lpbk2713]

47. Mission Accomplished

[Erose999]

48. If I Did It: Confessions of a War Criminal.

It could even have a foreword by OJ Simpson.

[Major Hogwash]

49. "10 Pounds of Shit in a 5 Pound Bag: My Time as the Secret President of the United States"

Excerpt from Chapter 4 --

And then I smacked George and told him, "Now get your ass out there and tell those people the story that I told you to tell them." George got up off of the cold tile floor in the Oval Office and rubbed his cheek. "What did you do that for? What am I supposed to tell them about this mark?", said the President. "I don't give a fuck what you tell them. Tell them that you choked on a pretzel and nearly passed out", I said. "Don't fuck with me on this, George. Your dad gave me full lee-way to run things the way I want to run them." George walked out of the office toward the staffing room, rubbing his cheek and muttering to himself. Meanwhile, I sat back down at my desk and got back to signing more Presidential signing statements.

[Cleita]

50. I'm a Dick and Proud of It. n/t

[Fire Walk With Me]

51. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Darth Cheney

[Romulox]

52. "Looking forward" (smirking picture on cover). nt

[WinkyDink]

53. Anything with "Posthumous" in the title would work for me.

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