If aliens attacked, how would Tea Baggers react

[DainBramaged]

The 'baggers want to be self-supporting. Well OK then, when aliens attack, let's see what they would do.

[Meshuga]

1. They will demand that the aliens speak American or else. n/t

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. and accept JEEEZUS into their little alien hearts.

or they will rot in hell for an eternity.

[underseasurveyor]

3. Squat and Pee

Spineless worms that they are.

[DainBramaged]

11. I should have put in stain their pants and surrender

since NONE OF THE FUCKS ever served in the military.

[underseasurveyor]

15. Where's your compassion and understanding?

Isn't it impossible to serve with a badass boil on yer butt?
:rofl:

[Turbineguy]

4. Welcome them

with misspelled signs.

[ThoughtCriminal]

5. Demand that the Rich be saved first!

and more tax cuts to help with that.

[Ozymanithrax]

6. They will claim the Aliens are Obama's fault because he was born on their planet...

and birthers have the birth certificate to prove it.

[3waygeek]

7. Are you suggesting that the teabaggers aren't aliens?

Their thought process (if you can call it that) suggests that they're not of this earth.

[Yavapai]

8. They would start playing old time country music, really loud.

Just like they seen on that documentary "Mars Attacks!"

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. Insist that the top rate of income tax is lowered

and demand that the government keeps its hands off NASA so that it can do its job of exterminating the funny-coloured beings that have come to take Earth jobs.

[baldguy]

10. I'm thinking....

[Thegonagle]

12. Buy up all the plastic sheeting and duct tape in sight.

Because it's always better to have an acre of plastic sheeting (and duct tape) and not need it, than to need it and not have it.

[underpants]

13. Hold it -- does this mean there is no God????

[me b zola]

14. I'm not convinced that baggers aren't aliens

...they speak as if they come from a very different reality

[slackmaster]

16. The Firesign Theatre answered that very question in a video almost 40 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv041-dAnqs