Is this what Boehner uses?

[malaise]

It would explain a lot! :evilgrin:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/aug/19/ubertan-tanning-nasal-spray
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Retailers of the tanning nasal spray Ubertan are under investigation by a government watchdog following an outcry over the product's potentially serious side effects.

The owners of ubertan.com – along with two other sellers – could now face a maximum two-year prison sentence following legal action by the Medicines and Healthcare products Regulatory Agency (MHRA).

Ubertan, which was being sold illegally in gyms and tanning salons, is no longer available after the MHRA recently forced the company to close its UK-based website.

Ubertan contains melanotan, a chemical that stimulates the production of melanin in skin cells making it darker. Reported side effects include nausea, migraines, dizziness, palpitations and enhanced libido.

[HopeHoops]

1. No. He fills a bathtub with Kraft chemical orange mac&cheese powder and rolls in it.

[emulatorloo]

2. No I think he uses this:

orange stuff was fungal spores scientists had never seen before
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1770573