Praise the Lord and Pass the Kool-Aid

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Cover story from Fort Worth Weekly

"None of that seemed to matter, though, when, shortly after 11 a.m., Perry, unannounced, strode to the podium, looking like a male supermodel in a dark suit, red tie, white shirt, and perfectly coiffed hair. The standing ovation and visceral response that followed was of the kind usually reserved for rock stars and religious con artists. Giant video screens projected his image to people in the more distant seats; at the bottom of the screen, he was identified only as “Rick Perry” from Austin, with no mention that he just happens to be the governor.

Some of the faithful raised their arms heavenward. Others wept."

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1. Oh, PUKE!

You just KNOW his rabid follower will call his inevitable implosion 'the debbil's handiwork' when it happens :puke:

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2. Kick for the hootowls