The "Get a Brain, Morans" guy may have been identified...

[madinmaryland]

Josh "Randy" Sullivan...

Jul 17, 2011 - Josh "Randy" Sullivan is a Cardinals fan and the author of the wildly offensive and little-read Twitter feed Birds On Bats. But you might recognize him from this photograph, taken at an Iraq War counter-protest in 2004, which shortly thereafter became an internet sensation.

I met Randy at Busch Stadium earlier this season. After some prodding, he agreed to an interview on the condition that I buy him two KFC Famous Bowls™.

http://mlb.sbnation.com/2011/7/17/2279239/get-a-brain-morans

As I'm sure you know, the photograph of you at the‒

‒I can't talk about that. I'm in the process of suing that photographer and a bunch of internet people, if I can find a lawyer who'll represent me. If anyone listening to this is a lawyer or an attorney, please contact my twitter so I can sue somebody.

Get a Brain, Morans on twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/BirdsOnBats06

[SoCalDem]

1. Sure Randy, we'll get right on that

:rofl:

[Towlie]

60. Uh oh! Am I going to be sued for my avatar?

[emulatorloo]

2. "I'm in the process of suing that photographer" On what grounds?

[Tesha]

5. "On the grounds of exposing what a dumb-ass moran I am!"

Surely that's grounds, ain't it?

Tesha

[SusanaMontana41]

30. Don't reveal me to myself — even though I made a sign for the purpose

of getting publicity.

It's the Newt Gingrich defense: Anyone who quotes what I said is lying.

[Marr]

21. But he doesn't have a lawyer, or even know how to contact one.

These guys are all the same. Lots of talk, nothing else.

[polmaven]

37. He has probably contacted several of them

and they have likely laughed him out of their offices.

[gateley]

51. It's quite a trick to be "in the process" if you don't even have a lawyer!

What a moran!

[Iggo]

61. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

Nobody!

[GreenPartyVoter]

75. +1 for finding an apt "Dodgeball" reference.

:D

[LeftinOH]

3. "in the process of suing a bunch of internet people". Good one, Moran.

[TwilightGardener]

6. I hate internet people. They're always running around inside my computer, messin' it up.

[madinmaryland]

18. LOL!

:rofl:

[name not needed]

44. They might be in cahoots with those damned underpants gnomes.

[OneGrassRoot]

13. ....

:rofl:

[valerief]

4. OMG, he's freakin' golden!

:rofl:

"So I can sue somebody."

:rofl:

[emulatorloo]

7. "please contact my twitter"

[SteveM]

11. My, my, whatever happened to tort reform. nt

[valerief]

38. They spelled it "tart" and got totally confused. nt

[Sheepshank]

8. I'm thinking everyone with the last name Moran

has all sorts of grounds for a law suit.
But that's just my personal opinion.

[Faygo Kid]

9. ". . .until a few months ago, I worked at the local corn sugar factory"

Enjoy that unemployment, moran.

And what is it with corn and IQ? It seems to have a deleterious effect, whether corn sugar or corn dogs.

[louis-t]

32. It's 'corn syrup' moran.

Since corn syrup got a bad name, the commercials (and/or his employer) told him to call it 'corn sugar'.

[jmowreader]

80. It actually is "corn sugar."

The official name is "crystalline fructose." It comes in bags. It gives more sweetness per pound of ingredient than any other carbohydrate sweetener, so you use less and save money on ingredients.

[Webster Green]

10. Yeah, sue the Internets, moran.

What an idiot! :rofl:

[AsahinaKimi]

12. Meh!! This guy is an Racist Idiot!!!!

"That team had David Eckstein, Yadier Molina, So Taguchi, and Aaron Miles. That's a Jew , a Mexican , a Chinaman , and a regular American."~Josh "Randy" Sullivan

What a moron! So Taguchi is Japanese, not a "Chinaman", and ~ "a Regular American?" I suppose the others
are what? Irregular? Baaaaaaaaaka tareyo! Damare Konoyarou! Jigoku e ike!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

26. That was stolen from Archie Bunker (n/m)

[AsahinaKimi]

28. As Clueless as he is....

He probably has never heard of Archie Bunker.

[SusanaMontana41]

35. I was thinking James Watt ... n/t

[Kat45]

54. Except with Archie, it was a mick, a Jew, and Eye-talian & a regular American.

:D

[Ezlivin]

46. The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude.

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

[AsahinaKimi]

63. You're telling this to

someone like me who is an Asian American?

[Warren DeMontague]

67. It's a quote from "The Big Lebowski".

And honestly, if you've seen the movie, it's easy to see how it could become pretty much the default response to anyone using the nomenclature "Chinaman", in any circumstance, ever.

[AsahinaKimi]

68. oh.

I just saw that the other night. I don't recall that part. I had to watch it cause there are many fans of that movie on DU. Figured if I didn't watch it, I would be out of the loop, as it were! Guess I was out of the loop! Thanks for the explanation!

[Warren DeMontague]

79. No prob.

There are some classic lines in that flick, but I could see how it's an acquired taste. :hi:

[Ezlivin]

76. Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Yes! There are so many good lines from that movie.

[cabot]

55. He referred to Carlos Zambrano

as a beaner, too. The guy's a dumbass.

[AsahinaKimi]

64. Unfortunately

There are way, way too many like him in this country.

[Odin2005]

57. Where do you get those cute smilies?

:hi:

[AsahinaKimi]

62. Here is my smilies stash ..enjoy

http://luzeemidalinguaphile.blogspot.com/2011/01/more-kawaii-mini-japanese-animated.html

http://www.msnpro.com/msn-japanese-emotions.html

[Odin2005]

71. Thank you!

[The Doctor.]

14. Bwhaahahahaaahahahaaaa!

Moran wants to sue the internets!

I love it.

[El Supremo]

15. I hear that he's a Cowboys fan too. n/m

[Deb]

16. Hey Moran, your party supports tort reform

Good luck with that moran!1!!!

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

17. He probably thinks tort reform is a jewish dessert. Moran!!

[PVnRT]

19. Yeah, this smells like bullshit to me

Even the Twitter account.

[Blue Owl]

20. Rock 'n roll, freedom of speech!

n/t

[geardaddy]

22. I thought this was just a parady by some sports writer.

[7wo7rees]

23. So this guy shows up to my Halloween party dressed like this

...and won 1st prize!

[progressoid]

27. Ha! That's classic!

:spray:

[JoeyT]

58. That costume is so not complete without the mullet.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

24. Did he call the internets police?

He done fucked up!

[Tesha]

47. Isn't that what Interpol does?

(Joke)

[NoGOPZone]

25. Doesn't seem legit nt

[LetTimmySmoke]

31. My thought too. I'm suspicious.

[madinmaryland]

41. Like this...

[caraher]

29. I'm skeptical about this really being the guy

Would he really use that picture on his Twitter feed? I think it's all a send-up by somebody.

Though I'd love for it to be real...

[Bucky]

33. Dammit, someone shoot me! I wanna sue the internet too! Maybe then I could afford health insurance.

I probably sound like a morans when I say that.

[msanthrope]

34. I call a Poe. n/t

[Quantess]

36. This can't be real...

"After some prodding, he agreed to an interview on the condition that I buy him two KFC Famous Bowls™."

That guy clearly would want one KFC Famous Bowl, and, a case of beer. Can't fool me!

[xmas74]

52. No, he'd want two bowls

and a case of Nat Light. Anything else is far too high brow.

[theaocp]

39. Hey Randy! Get a law degree! Moran! n/t

[mattclearing]

40. K&R.

Just awesome.

[Generic Other]

42. If I remember my DU history correctly

this was first posted by one of his co-workers, a DUer who found the copy in the work copy machine. At the time of the first posting, the poster questioned his/her ethics, then made history by giving us our first and best internet moran to laugh at.

[Johonny]

43. Something tells me he's a big fan of tort reform too...

[City Lights]

45. I see he's living up to his sign.

:rofl:

[onethatcares]

48. not one, but two kfc famous bowls

this guy is a work of art.

I guess the process of suing someone starts long before you actually sue them. Does he desire tort reform also?

[TeamsterDem]

49. If it's not real, someone spent a lot of time tweeting on a fake Twitter account

The tweets go back to July 26, 2010. Someone either has too much time on their hands or this guy is really that astonishingly racist/idiotic.

[chrisa]

50. T'was posted here before, and is pretty fake, but also pretty funny.

[bullwinkle428]

53. Holy shit...he sounds even more stupid than I would have guessed from the picture!

:rofl: :rofl:

[Cali_Democrat]

65. Yup!

[Odin2005]

56. "I'm in the process of suing that photographer and a bunch of internet people" ROFL!!!

[gauguin57]

59. Spell check yer durn protest signs before you leave the house, and you won't have this problem!

Seriously. That's the first rule of protesting ... make sure your signs are spelled right so you don't wind up being roundly mocked on the Internet.

Run the phrase you want to use through spell check, and then use your magic marker to transfer the correct phrase to your poster board.

Then, you may walk out in public.

[bleever]

66. I cry for all the DUers who might miss this gold flowing by.

Sometimes the creek is filled with good stuff.

[Number23]

69. This is without reservation, the greatest DU thread of 2011

I can't talk about that. I'm in the process of suing that photographer and a bunch of internet people, if I can find a lawyer who'll represent me.

Just when you thought the guy couldn't get any simpler than, "get a brain! Morans!" he proves everyone wrong...

[Politicalboi]

70. How about

Oily Taint. I'm sure since Obama has shown his birth certificate, she's probably looking for work.

[hifiguy]

72. If teh stoopid were gold

he could buy the moon. Ten times over. :rofl:

[sarcasmo]

73. "Internet People" That is my new favorite phrase, thanks MR. Sullivan

[HughBeaumont]

74. I don't even care if this is phony, this is comedy GOLD.

I thought I saw him at the Anti-War Rally in September 2007 (countered by the Gathering of the Eagles) . . . that's him between the trees:

[Chimichurri]

77. I wanna sue you for my stupidity. I bet he's a Tea Bagger now.

[kestrel91316]

78. Josh/Randy: If you or your attorneys happen to read this.....

there's an old saying.....

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen. If you can't spell, don't appear with hard proof of it in a public setting.