I wanna be your exorcist, By Mark Morford

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Attention college grads! Economy driving you to despair? Prospects feeling hopeless? Job market endlessly bleak? Ready to move back in with your exhausted parents and play WoW 18 hours a day and lose yourself in Facebook and not have sex for five years?

Fear not, young seeker. Fresh job opportunities abound, if you know where to look.

Which is to say, down. Look way, way down.

Behold, a recent announcement from none other than that ancient employer of scowl and misery, nervous altar boy and indefatigable oppression better known as... the Vatican. ...



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