Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck: "Witness two intellectual conservatives defend the republic"

[Better Believe It]

Trees Need Trimmin’ And Sheep Need Shearin’
By: TBogg
August 15, 2011

Nostalgia act Snowbilly Sarah and The Grifters will be teaming up with The Man Too Crazy For Fox for a Very Special One Time Performance That You Can Tell You Grandchildren About Right Before They Place A Pillow Gently But Firmly Over Your Face. Called Defending The Republic, and sponsored by St. Louis radio station NewsTalk 97.1 as well as Hansen’s Tree Service (I shit you not), this is an event you won’t want to miss if only for the chance at a $77 commemorative t-shirt:

TICKET PRICES RANGE FROM $20 TO $97,
WITH THE $97 TICKET COMES A COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT

Do not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to witness the fusion of two intellectual conservatives as they Defend the Republic on the Family Arena stage.

Somebody actually wrote that last part.

http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2011/08/15/trimming-the-trees-and-shearing-the-sheep/

[livetohike]

1. I thought it might be another article from the Onion

:-)

[Better Believe It]

3. Nope. The right-wing promoters are serious! Palin and Beck. They reads readin books!

[PoliticAverse]

7. I have a hard time distinguishing Onion articles from reality these days... n/t

[Warpy]

14. It should have been!

Damn, it's getting harder and harder to write satire about these people.

[no_hypocrisy]

2. They think they're Billy Sunday and Aimee Semple McPherson.

[HopeHoops]

4. "And he was like all, you know. And then I was like, well DUH! And then he was like. And I was like

Can I just watch the squirrels fuck in the yard by the vegetable garden instead?

[Ganja Ninja]

5. OK I guess they pass as "intellectual conservatives".

Considering. :crazy: :silly: :shrug:

[Erose999]

6. I'd like to "witness the fusion" of those two. I'd even loan somebody a scalpel, a needle, and some

bookbinding twine to make it happen.

[Better Believe It]

9. Someone who does photoshop please morph their pictures for our viewing pleasure!

Thank you.

[gratuitous]

11. The Human Centipede 2

Ugh.

For some reason, I envision this major public event being quietly re-scheduled from a major public venue with ticket prices I wouldn't pay to see Bruce Springsteen (for example) to a webcast from someone's living room, elegantly appointed with black velvet Elvis portraits and a beer can pyramid.

[Volaris]

8. oh dear god...thats not too far from where I live...

maybe no one will show up...

[CarmanK]

10. Which one? the US of A, or the TPARTY NATION??

Both Beck and Palin have pledged their allegiance to the principle of the TPARTY. They want to reshape america into their idea of a country without a conscience or social responsibility which of course has nothing to do, absolutely nothing to do with the US Constitution which clearly calls for separation of church and state and equality for all peoples.

[TlalocW]

12. Someone needs to get a hold of one of the commemorative t-shirts

I bet they've already forgotten the embarrassment that Newt went through when a reporter pointed out his t-shirts weren't made in the USA. I bet theirs won't be either.

TlalocW

[Erose999]

13. Getting that many 4xl and 5xl t-shirts printed doesn't come cheap dontcha know.