GOP candidates gone wild!

[FourScore]

Mon Aug 15, 2011 at 08:00 PM PDT
GOP candidates gone wild! (Or, TMI in Ames)
by kos

Isn't there something in the syllabus at GOP candidate school that tells them to avoid shots like these?

This picture of Michele Bachmann is just unfortunate:



Or this:




Then there's Marcus Bachmann, who is totally butch!




Most of the rest of the field refused to be caught on film doing, um, the thing it is that the Bachmanns are doing. Mitt Romney just walked around with a half-eaten corn dog:



That was pretty smart—pretend to eat that thing, but not actually ingest that monstrosity in public. It's nice to have servants do his dirty work. Reporters apparently fell asleep before Tim Pawlenty swallowed his, and really, I'd shoot myself if I came across a photo of Newt Gingrich performing fellatio on a corn dog.

But Rick Perry? He's not going to let Bachmann upstage him!



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[6000eliot]

1. Perry could teach Marcus a thing or two.

[BeyondGeography]

2. Wow, look at Jethro

[begin_within]

3. Rick appears to have had some practice!

[Kennah]

4. Ya know, the GOP wouldn't have to build a brand new edition ...

... and they would be able to purchase SO MANY more clothes and actually hang them up.

[TorchTheWitch]

5. oh for fuck's sake! This shit AGAIN!!!

When will this juvenile bullshit stop already???

[FourScore]

7. Yes, it's juvenile. And it's funny.

We don't all have to be so grown up. Look at John Stewart -- he's juvenile, and he's REALLY funny.

[TorchTheWitch]

12. no, it is NOT FUCKING FUNNY n/t

It is especially not fucking funny for the 20th time.

[FourScore]

13. Ooo-kaaay.

When I posted this, it was the first time I had seen it. I haven't seen again anywhere else. But then, I'm not glued to internet. I just check in from time to time.

But even if I had seen it 20 times, I'd still laugh. In fact, I'm laughing right now.

[seabeyond]

15. again and again. cause really, 30 threads of stupid isnt enough. nt

[Monk06]

6. Used to be America's favorite food was Mom's apple pie. Now it's a nitrate saturated dildo. And you

have to be photographed eating it. Next year the deep
fried butter stick will be the obligatory patriotic food.

What a bunch of cowardly lemmings. Why not be photographed
eating a homemade soda biscuit. At least there's some dignity
to that.

[Maru Kitteh]

8. How long do we give it till Perry gets those wrinkles botoxed?

[Kablooie]

9. Could someone who does that really be anti gay?

[seabeyond]

14. can someone who eats a corndog be anti gay? really? you dont have the answer to that? nt

[JohnnyRingo]

10. Can someone photoshop a hand on the back of Perry's head?

If I were there I'd have done it myself. Hahaha

[hermetic]

11. It's amazing

how snakes can unhinge their jaws like that, isn't it?