Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Walmart......

[G_j]

http://www.countrycalifornia.com/local-man-arrested-for-merchandise-tampering-at-area-walmart/

Local Man Arrested for Merchandise Tampering at Area Walmart
August 4, 2011 by Trailer 30 Comments

Local country fan Reginald Spears was arrested over the weekend for merchandise tampering at the new Super Walmart out on the bypass. The details of his infractions are unique, to say the least.

Third-shift electronics cashier Lena Johnston first noticed Spears rifling through the country CD section and filling a grocery cart with at least 100 discs before leaving the department. She thought he was just a rabid music fan until he returned 15 minutes later with the same cart and began slipping CDs back onto the shelves while looking around suspiciously.

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“I looked on the shelf and where Rascal Flatts was supposed to be, that scruffy looking man had put Flatt & Smugs or something like that… and where Taylor Swift had been, he’d replaced it with Tanya Tucker. I guess he’d stole all them new CDs and tried to replace ‘em with his old junk,” said a perplexed Johnston.

Fresh out on bail, Mr. Spears had a far different story. “I didn’t shoplift nothin’. I told the cops they could find all that country pop bullsh*t in the Rubbermaid garbage cans in home wares… where that crap belongs,” said Spears. “I was just trying to give the people around here some damn culture, so I brought my whole collection up here to give away for free. Of course, I’ve got it all ripped on my laptop. My alphabetizing skills might be lacking, but I ain’t stupid.”

"Can you believe they didn’t have a Jerry Reed CD in the whole god***n store?” he continued. “Well, for 15 shining minutes last Friday night, they did.”

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:rofl:

[MADem]

1. Why does this dingaling think that one needs to go to WALMART to buy that music?

People can get that crap online.

Nitwit.

[ClassWarrior]

2. Getting arrested for his art.

I love this guy.

NGU.

[BlackHoleSon]

3. Absolutely Classic

Maybe there's hope for country music after all.

[KansDem]

4. "...that scruffy looking man had put Flatt & Smugs or something like that"

Don't suppose she was referring to "(Lester) Flatt and (Earl) Scruggs?"



:shrug:

[Strelnikov_]

15. ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIKdswTJ2vY&feature=related

Far cry from the crap produced today.

[dipsydoodle]

5. Flatt & Smugs

Jesus you've got some thickos there. :(

[Iggo]

6. I like him.

:thumbsup:

[uppityperson]

7. Too funny, thank you for "ridiculous criminal of the week" post and the laugh.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. my hero

:rofl:

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. Did they release him?

When it was determined that indeed, the store had no Jerry Reed?

[sarcasmo]

10. That guy gets an A for creativity. He is right, it's very hard to find quality mus

unless you go to the corner record store.

[provis99]

11. Tanya Tucker is art???

Major fail on this tasteless dude.

[MisterP]

12. what, no Spiderbait?

[jmowreader]

13. This here's one 'a them thar Onion-type articles...

but it's still pretty damn funny.

[rucky]

14. It's satire, but still funny.

[Modern_Matthew]

16. Good. People that don't get paid enough have to put all that back.

I'm one of them.

[malaise]

17. Hahahahahaha

:rofl:

[tabasco]

18. Give the guy a medal.

I fully support his guerrilla campaign to destroy pop "country."

[mistertrickster]

19. Now that's funny! Flatt & Scruggs? Right on, dude! nt