BREAKING NEWS: God Speaks Out Against The Right-Wing

[babylonsister]

BREAKING NEWS: God Speaks Out Against The Right-Wing
August 11, 2011
By Stephen D. Foster Jr.


Conservatives have used God and religion to advance their political power for decades, and God is finally speaking out. The Lord Almighty granted me an exclusive surprise interview on Sunday morning around 3am. I, of course, was terrified, yet intrigued that I was chosen to be God’s scribe. So I leapt out of bed, as God commanded, and we congregated at my humble kitchen table.

God seemed tormented while pulling up a chair. I meekly inquired if anything was wrong and God replied that, indeed there was. It turns out that God has been watching the Republican Party for some time and is disturbed by what is occurring. So now the Lord wants to set the record straight. What follows is a transcript of an exclusive one on one interview between me and the Lord.

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FOSTER: Fine by me. First question: Why are you angry with conservatives? I thought you would appreciate their efforts to infuse you into politics.

GOD: I am angry because they twist religion to spread hate and fear. Hate and fear are not Christian values. I never intended for my children to use me to gain power over others.

FOSTER: So you don’t agree with their crusade against Muslims?

GOD: Absolutely not. I am a God of many religions. To the Muslims, I am Allah. To the Christians, I am God. To the Jews, I am Jehovah. To some, I am the Creator. To others, a Supreme Being. So you see, the Muslims are my children too. And I am against people killing my creations in my name.

FOSTER: That makes sense, but what about homosexuals? Do you agree with what the Christian right-wing says about them?

GOD: No. I am very disappointed in the way these “Christians” treat them. As you know, I love everyone. No matter their religion, gender, color, creed, or sexual orientation. I love homosexuals and heterosexuals equally and unconditionally. They are my children, made in my image. People often misinterpret the Bible to justify their hatred of groups of people. The Bible was written by men, who are not infallible beings. Homosexual behavior is appropriate within the confines of a committed, loving, monogamous, lifelong and God-loving relationship. And if they still object to homosexuality, the Bible also says to ‘love thy neighbor’, to ‘judge not lest ye be judged’, and to ‘do unto others as you would have them do unto you’. In other words, stop being hateful. Only I am allowed to pass judgment.

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[RoccoR5955]

1. zzzZZZzzz... More boring mythology.

All I know is that god is merely dog spelled backwards!

[kctim]

2. Silly mythology at that

even being an atheist I can poke holes in his 'interview' with the almighty.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Republicans are going to give God a downgrade!

[hifiguy]

4. I guess Gawd forgot about all that stuff in the O.T.

about his commands to slaughter all the unbelievers and heathens. Must be gettin' senile.