I intend to go with this financial plan:

[polmaven]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you'd have $214. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.


Sounds like the right plan for me!


:toast:

[gateley]

1. Brilliant! nt

[Lint Head]

2. Me too! I'm moving my investments right now.

[RC]

3. Sounds good. Where do I sign?

[polmaven]

5. There is an investment counselor

at you nearest package store!

[RC]

6. Oh, yeah. Thanks

[gratuitous]

4. I have my eye on this suh-weet refrigerator box

So, it's all good.

[truedelphi]

7. Wanda Sykes would probably agree -

She had stated while on Letterman that she invests in ganga.

And that probably has a good return as well.