The D's Have The Donkey - The R's Have The Elephant - The TB's Need Their Own Mascot

[lame54]

[Raven]

1. The Dung Beetles? :-)

[titaniumsalute]

19. Maybe this?

[FSogol]

2. Were Staphylococcus aureus or Slime Molds already taken?

:shrug:

[monmouth]

3. Rats...TeaRats..I like it...n/t

[Iggo]

4. We're missing the obvious here.

That's all's I'm saying.

[NightWatcher]

8. Mumbling Michelle with drool on her chin

[tosh]

5. Nah, it's just ordinary 'nads.

[Initech]

6. How about a giant ass? No not a donkey, a real ass?

[Erose999]

7. Here's my nomination...

To quote Kurt Vonnegut" "Corkscrew shaped little animals that crawl up one's asshole and eat up one's wiring".

That sounds about right.

[demmiblue]

9. Truck Nutz (I know, not exactly a mascot, but...):

[kestrel91316]

12. WIN.

[valerief]

10. Another one could be the bat. TEABAG can be anagrammed to BATAGE.

What is the teabaggers batage level? Very high. Many bats in the belfry. In fact, to be a teabagger, one must have bats in the belfry.

No, I take that back. The bat is too good for them. I prefer the dung beetle.

[klook]

11. An elephant.

They are Republicans. Not trying to be a buzzkill, but they really aren't a separate party.

If they were, though, I'd vote for the dungball. Not the beetle, just the dung.

[MilesColtrane]

13. The Suicide Bomber?

[EC]

14. I always refer to them as tps

on my grocery list tp means toliet paper...that's what I think of them, they reek of shit.

[ChoppinBroccoli]

15. It Should Be A Picture Of A Crazy Person "Teabagging" Uncle Sam

The worst thing that has happened to this country since Pearl Harbor, 9/11, and George W. Bush.

[meow mix]

16. no "lolz" caption

wth

[Atman]

17. Sweaty balls being dragged across your face.

That's about all they have to offer.

.

[lpbk2713]

18. A weasel

Desperately posting wild hysteria on their favorite freepworld website.

[L. Coyote]

20. The immense, unmovable pile of crap?

[Snotcicles]

21. A Straightjacket. nt

[Snotcicles]

22. A red white and blue one with stars and stripes. Wish I could draw that one up, myself. nt

[Javaman]

23. Not far from what I was going to suggest. ;) nt

[Shandris]

24. The Plastic Nutz that go on the back of a truck would be appropriate.

They ARE nuts, after all...

[ATLdemocrat]

25. The TP's mascot ought to be a serf

Since it's what they want to be