OMG! All my Gay friends are calling me this morning and telling me they're no longer teh Gay!

[trumad]

My unemployed friends are getting calls from companies begging them to work for them.

My Muslim neighbor's ..... 5 families in the neighborhood all have moving vans in the front of their homes and have indicated they are moving back to Muslimville.

It's raining outside---- really can't count that because I live in Orlando and it rains everyday.

My Atheist next door neighbor has his family all dressed up this morning and before they got into the car I asked where they were going??? He replied.... Church!

I'm left to conclude from all this crazy shit that the Rick Perry prayerfest...worked.

[Bluzmann57]

1. I prayed yesterday too

I prayed for 5:00 to roll around so I could get off work and go home. Does that count?

[trumad]

2. but doesnt 5 come anyway?

:-)

[Bluzmann57]

3. Yes but I prayed for the clock to move faster

Didn't work so I probably didn't pray correctly.

[trumad]

4. snarf

Did yoy kneel?..... you have to kneel.

[Cirque du So-What]

10. From the photos I've seen of pRick Perry's little gawdfest

it's done standing up, eyes closed, (usually the right) arm outreached as though to touch the invisible deity you have invoked with your incantation. These people obviously didn't heed their ostensible son-o'god's admonition against praying in the fucking streets like Pharisees, yunno.

[malaise]

5. Five only comes after

gay 'fourplay' :evilgrin:

[Wilms]

6. Well now the Cons have *really* done it!

All teh gay people becoming straight is gonna be a HuGH!! problem. They'll be in search of new mates and my guess is this is going to bust up more than a few "traditional" (cough) marriages.


It's not nice to mess with mother nature.



:evilgrin:

[trumad]

8. Flooding the market...

:rofl:

[Rabblevox]

7. hmmm, my gay friends are calling for teh bj...guess we're pretty immune to god up here./nt

[trumad]

9. Im thinking

San Fran has a invisible bubble over it that keeps it immune from prayer.

Watch out though .. with state budget cuts it may get lifted.

[Rabblevox]

11. Portland here, and we have plenty of radical left Unitarians, Quakers, and

Buddhists to keep god on his (or her)toes.

(edited for gender)

[trumad]

13. never thought of that

[distantearlywarning]

12. Muslimville? LOL!

:rofl:

[Scottybeamer70]

14. From some of the pics I've seen, it appears that

some of those people thought "fasting" meant who could get to the snack bar the fastest!