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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 12:18 PM
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Complete this sentence: "These days, our belts are so tight . . ."
Winner gets a Brigid DUzy. :)
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 12:23 PM
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1. ...we're shitting our pants. :)
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 12:32 PM
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2. we have to loosen them one notch to fart.
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thecrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 12:33 PM
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3. ...we sold the belt on ebay!
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WhiteTara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 12:34 PM
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4. That soon we could become the Ant People
Hopi legends say this is how ants came into being...during the great flood there was no food and they kept tightening their belts until they look like they do today.
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Aerows Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 12:34 PM
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5. Our belts are so tight
my belt buckle is rubbing on my spine.
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 12:36 PM
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6. "These days, our belts are so tight they only fit around our NECKS."
PB
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 12:36 PM
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7. I use my ribs as an abacus...
:shrug:
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RUMMYisFROSTED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 12:42 PM
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8. "We should probably buy another belt."
Think about it for a second.
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Zoigal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 01:05 PM
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9. My belt is so tight that my hemorrhoids are actually protruding......z
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