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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:26 PM
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Right-winger shows his IQ...
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:29 PM
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1. Oy vey....


The distilled essence of epic FAIL in every way.
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:30 PM
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2. Has anybody clued the idiot in yet?
That is just too damned funny, I'll bet he can't put the US States on a map though either, he's probably one of those home schooled fundies.
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shineOnBlueMoon Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:46 PM
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8. Is he a US American
who desperately needs MAPS - with the correct geographic names? What a loser!
Oh wait, maybe he got the map from that beauty pageant contestant from a couple of years back.
HA!HA!HA!
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:47 PM
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9. DUzy
Welcome to DU :hi:
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shineOnBlueMoon Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 11:34 PM
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25. Thank you malaise
I like it here already :-)
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:32 PM
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3. I bet that guy used this pic as well
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LondonReign2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:36 PM
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4. Besides the obvious geography problem
WTF is 183% times more?

Percent and times?
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:44 PM
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7. ....
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 07:10 PM
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18. Why you make diode bridge circuit???!!!
Why would you do such a thing?!? WHY?! WHY?!
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 07:11 PM
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19. Buhcuz they are a necessary evil.... the sun requires DC as well. n/t
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 07:01 PM
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12. It's awkward, but it is a math thing.
183% = 183/100 = 1.83

So yes you can multiply a percent, but why would you want to in this case... unless you don't understand what a decimal point is... oh wait... :think:
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:39 PM
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5. wasn't India condemned to wander the earth looking for a home
by some prophet (or profit) in the bibble?
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Old and In the Way Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:42 PM
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6. Home schooled?
Bad geography
Bad math - is it % or multiples?
and bad point...of course Indian's per capita is less efficient...their energy infrastructure is primitive for 75% of the population.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:49 PM
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10. picky, picky, picky
1. Not the brightest light in the harbor.

2. The light's on but no one's home.

3. Not the brightest bulb in the box.

4. A few screws short of a hardware store.

5. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

6. A few cards short of a deck.

7. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

8. About as sharp as a marble.

9. Only has one oar in the water.

10. Smart as a bag of rocks.

11. A burger short of a combo meal.

12. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

13. A few peas short of a casserole.

14. A few keys short of a keyboard.

15. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.

16. The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

17. As smart as a stick.

18. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

20. Has an IQ of room temperature.

21. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

22. Not the brightest crayon in the box.

23. One twist short of a slinky.

24. Sharp as a sack of wet mice.

25. More numb than a frozen mukluk.

26. Not the sharpest crayon in the box

27. Not the sharpest tool in the shed

28. They are depriving some village of its idiot.

29. A few threads short of a sweater.

30. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

31. Driveway doesn't quite reach the road.

32. The battery is not fully charged.

33. About as sharp as a bowling ball.

34. Dumber than a bag of hammers.

35. A few bricks short of a full load.

36. A few clowns short of a circus.

37. A few beers short of a six-pack.

38. Dumber than a box of hair.

39. A few tacos short of a fiesta platter.

40. All foam no beer.

41. As smart as bait.

42. Chimney's clogged.

43. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

44. Forgot to pay his brain bill.

45. The antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

46. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

47. Another brain would be lonely.

48. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

49. No grain in the silo.

50. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

51. Receiver is off the hook.

52. Has a leak in the skylight.

53. Too much yardage between the goal posts.

54. Dumb as a donkey.

55. Not all the soldiers are marching in line.

56. Dumber than paint.

57. Half a bubble off plumb.

58. A few fruit loops shy of a full bowl.

59. Donated his brain to science before he was done with it.

60. A few shades beyond blonde.

61. Has to take turns for the family brain-cell.

62. A few watts short of a light bulb.

63. Dump as a stump.

64. Running on 3 cylinders.

65. A few Bradys short of a bunch.

66. Has the parachute but is missing the ripcord.

67. Would lose a debate with a doorknob.

68. Has an IQ lower than plant life.

69. All telephone, no receiver.

70. One ski short of a snowmobile.

71. Wouldn't know if they were on foot or horseback.

72. The logs are ablaze but the chimney is clogged.

73. Eats soup with a fork.

74. The wheel is spinning but the hamster fell off (or is dead).

75. The cheese slid off the cracker.

76. The engine is running but nobody is behind the wheel.

77. A few fuses short of a full circuit.

78. A tire short of an eighteen wheeler.

79. Doesn't have all the chairs at the table.

80. Dumber than a bag of rocks.

81. A shining example of why you should avoid inbreeding.

82. A few pecans short of a fruitcake.

83. As fruity as a bag of Skittles™

84. Would argue with a signpost.

85. If you gave them a penny for thoughts, you'd get change.

86. Dumb as a salt shaker.

87. Has a mind like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.

88. Knitting with only one needle.

89. The result of too much chlorine in the gene pool.

90. Not the brightest bulb in the Chandalier.

91. Not the quickest bunny in the forest.

92. The hard drive is spinning but the OS hasn't been installed.

93. Not exactly running on all thrusters.

94. A few toppings short of a Deluxe Pizza.

95. A few burgers short of a barbecue.

96. A few roos loose in the top paddock.

97. The wind is blowing but nothing is moving.

98. The umbrella is up but there's no rain.

99. A few colors short of a rainbow.

100. As bright as a lamp in Aladdin's cave.

101. The boat doesn't have all the oars in the water.

102. A few boats short of a fleet.

103. A monosynaptic cretin (Don't understand it? 'nuff said)

104. A few noodles short of a chow mein.

105. A few bristles short of a broom.

106. A few snags short of a barbie.

107. Doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt.

108. Hasn't seen the ball since kickoff.

109. The relative IQ of a deck chair.

110. A poster child for birth control.

111. A few players short of a team.

112. Couldn't hit the floor if he fell on it.

113. A few sheep short of a flock.

114. If you stand close enough to them you can hear the sea.

115. They have an IQ lower than their shoe size.

116. A few gunmen short of a posse.

117. As sharp as a pound of wet liver.

118. Not the quickest horse in the stable.

119. Has a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy that holds them all together.

120. Most people drink from the fountain of knowledge, they only gargled.

121. Not the fastest ship in the fleet.

122. Ten cents short of a dollar.

123. A few boxes short of a pallet.

124. A few grams short of a pound.

125. Shipped but not delivered.

126. A few springs short of a watch.

127. A few bits short of a byte.

128. Only has half a cord in the woodshed.

129. The elevator goes to the top but the doors don't open.

130. A cup and a saucer short of a place setting.

131. If their nose was on upside down they'd drown in the rain.

132. Three ice bricks shy of an igloo.

133. A few marshmallows short of a bowl of Lucky Charms.

134. A few bales short of a wagon load.

135. Couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.

136. A few needles short of a sewing kit.

137. One IQ point above brain death.

138. Any slower and he'd need to be watered once a week.

139. Playing hockey with a warped puck.

140. All booster, no payload.

141. Has some lug nuts rattling in the hubcaps.

142. Nice house, not much furniture.

143. Was hiding behind the door when they passed out brains.

144. One board member short of a quorum.

145. Batteries not included.

146. Lost contact with the mothership.

147. A few cracker jacks short of a full box.

148. A few yards short of a touchdown.

149. Not the sharpest pitchfork in the barn.

150. A few cowboys short of a rodeo.

151. He's got a bow but no arrows.

152. A couple pineapples shy of a luau.

153. A few roots shy of an apple tree.

154. The phone's on but there's no reception.

155. If brains were dynamite, they couldn't blow their hat off.

156. A quick as a snail crossing super-glue.

157. If brains were webbing, they couldn't put a set of gaiters on a sparrow.
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bluedave Donating Member (206 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 07:03 PM
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14. 158.
A working class Republican
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 07:06 PM
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16. Couldn't find his butt with both hands and a map?. . . . .n/t
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 06:43 PM
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26. Lordy lu. Bookmarked for future reference
:rofl: :spray:
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 06:55 PM
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27. I say... I say...
Edited on Sat Aug-06-11 06:55 PM by AsahinaKimi
I wonder where you got some of those lines?
Now son, look at me when I'm talkin to ya!!
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Withywindle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 09:17 PM
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32. Also
Couldn't find his own ass with both hands and a hunting dog


If he was any dumber, you'd have to water him twice a week.
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FarLeftFist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 06:51 PM
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11. ALSO: Does this idiot know that India has one of the highest pollution rates in the world and
Some of the worst air quality in the world? All types of weird genetic deformities occur in India.
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 07:02 PM
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13. hee
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 07:04 PM
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15. I don't think the double facepalm is sufficient...
Allow me to raise this by 150% times.


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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 07:08 PM
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17. Even worse:
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 08:54 PM
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28. That is absolutely priceless
Ho-GANNNNNNNNNNN!

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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 10:21 PM
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20. He got an error message...
Posted it, and took the map off.

Still has the bogus figure on it though.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 10:24 PM
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21. Fucking A.
:crazy:
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shineOnBlueMoon Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 11:17 PM
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22. something's fishy here!
I googled the text, eatliver .com, which appears at the bottom of the map. Either someone is playing a joke on us from far-right field, or the peson who used this is more of an idiot than an idiot! Personally, I don't think any idiot could be that idiotic, even a far-right idiotic loon like Michelle Bachmann.That means then that we've been had.
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ohheckyeah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 11:20 PM
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23. I think he probably works for
Fox News.
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shineOnBlueMoon Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-05-11 11:32 PM
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24. Then he could be an idiot's idiot,
so idiotic that Glanda Becky looks intelligent.
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scrinmaster Donating Member (563 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 09:07 PM
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29. I think it's from SomethingAwful.
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 09:08 PM
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30. I think it was just your standard land swap between
India and Africa ........ happens all the time
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-06-11 09:10 PM
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31. !!!!






I just left a dent in my forehead.
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