Please Help us find a cure for Congressional Herpes!

[jorno67]

Wont you help stop this growing virus? Congressional Herpes is a sometimes fatal if not always a "quality of life" threatening disease. It happens when a congressional district elects a rancid greedy soulless individual who only cares for themselves and their corporate backers (the virus). These "people" are known as shankers. They can be identified by their hypocrisy, pungent discharge, lack of compassion, disregard for science and history, and a severe allergic reaction to the truth (this reaction sometimes can discoloration - most commonly orange).

So how can we fight this dreadful condition? While there is no known cure (yet!) researchers have shown that diet and exercise can weaken this terrible affliction.
Suggested Diet - constant dialogue with other progressives - remember you are not alone.
Suggested Exercise - Always exercise your right to vote and to also run for office. Start small at first, take over your city council or school board and work your way up from there.

thank you for your time and now back to our regularly scheduled program.

[Jackpine Radical]

1. And the worst of it is, we're all at risk

considering the screw job they're in the process of giving us.

[jorno67]

2. very true indeed

[trueblue2007]

3. no..... let them keep it. oh wait. only make the GOP's have herpes

[SlicerDicer-]

4. well sadly you would have to cure the derpes too