Make An Haiku About The Debt Deal

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Teabaggers happy
More Americans suffer
Woe woe is us

[LiberalLoner]

1. Excellent! I hope you share it with the Rude Pundit, he publishes Haiku sometimes! n/t

[DemocratSinceBirth]

2. I'm Lousy At Haikus

I just wanted to get the ball started...

[Aerows]

3. Here's mine

Economy tanked
Disgusted with Washington
Politicians suck

Haikus are supposed to be 5 - 7 - 5, so your last line would be woe woe woe is us.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

4. HA

John Boehner leads us
Only God, Bachman, and him know where
Divine help is needed

[divvy]

12. I thought they were 7-5-7?

been a long time

[bigwillq]

15. I like yours.

:thumbsup:

[zazen]

5. here's a cheery one:

Pawns dispensible
In eight dimensional chess
May bleed, starve, or die.

[zazen]

8. even more hopeful . . .

Five, seven, and five
All of the rules we lived by
No longer apply
What now?

[denverbill]

6. Here's mine.

Tax cuts caused huge debt
Must cut helpful spending now!
Time for more tax cuts!

[KansDem]

7. Mine...

Fuck you, middle class
Fuck you, working and sick folks
We got ours, Fuck you!

[Aerows]

9. Another one

A Satan sandwich
Is all you will get to eat
The peas are all gone

[Myrina]

16. Nice!!

:applause:

[divvy]

10. how about this?

Republican Bastards Spend
The working class pays
The New ObamaNation !

[gratuitous]

11. Let's see . . .

The Satan Sandwich
With Satan Fries and a drink
A bitter combo

[Aerows]

17. to continue that one...

Satan combo drink
Is tears of the middle class
Now you have been served

[Myrina]

13. To hell with rules, here's mine:

It sucks
We are fucked
Rut Roh (g)randma

[lumberjack_jeff]

14. oops

What was that I heard?
"fate? destiny? providence?"
Stop. You're killing me.

[anamandujano]

18. High School pResidents

High School pResidents
on automatic pilot
stub toes on new poll

[murray hill farm]

19. OK

Bully, bully, BULL
Kill our country..we don't care
Teabag power fun!

[budkin]

20. Here you go

Caving once again
Obama doesn't have balls
One term president

[Whisp]

21. Another DU day

The assholes they are fucking
Repugs live here now

[LWolf]

22. Okay.

Frogs stop swimming as
Pot water begins to boil
Still thanking leaders

[GreenArrow]

23. Funny stuff.

sheep share sacrifice
aged, young, and sick to fill
Moloch's iron ovens

[Warpy]

24. OK...

Boner has spoken!
Peasants don't deserve paychecks!
Eat your fucking cake!

Economy's tanked?
Hey! Let's try to make it worse!
Wall Street wins again!

Granny doesn't work
So why should she get support?
Feed the wolves instead!

[lumberjack_jeff]

25. "Eat your fucking cake!"

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[KamaAina]

26. Mmmmkay....

Satan sandwiches
Are made with cat food and topped
With cowardice spread.

[Morning Dew]

27. On 'baggers

they don't like taxes
republicans will help them
starve our poor neighbors

[Morning Dew]

28. one more

Obama offered
Our health and safety to thieves
Why did he do that

[lumberjack_jeff]

29. freedom

Teabagger! Wake up!
Freedom is more than simply
paying no taxes.

[Aerows]

30. Another Haiku

Corporations win
American people lose
Our Republic dies

[murray hill farm]

32. I like yours Aerows!

A good one!

[GreenArrow]

31. Keep 'em coming!

Severed net, rotten peach.
Wolves encircle bleating sheep.
'nother round of golf?

[Octafish]

33. A haiku.

A dark summer moon
illuminates sneering morons
running to the bank.

-- Octafish