Breaking! Obama/Dems Reach Compromise on 2012 Election!

[kpete]

MON AUG 01, 2011 AT 06:52 AM PDT
Breaking! Obama/Dems Reach Compromise on 2012 Election!
bypollwatcher

BREAKING!

In an historic deal with Tea Party Republicans, President Obama and majority leader Reid have announced an unprecedented compromise to resolve the 2012 election crises. In a soon to be released press statement the president proclaimed:

The Republicans demand that Democrats not be allowed to vote in the 2012 election have been resolved. I hope that Democrats in both houses of Congress will support this historic compromise so the 2012 elections can proceed.

Reports of the details of the compromise have leaked from several sources:
the rest:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/08/01/1001577/-Breaking!-Obama-Dems-Reach-Compromise-on-2012-Election!?via=siderecent

The President, and the Democratic leadership is strongly recommending the membership of both houses of congress support this compromise. The President assures the Democrats that adjustments will be made in the Super Duper congressional committee and that if we eat our peas now, we can all have a bowel of porridge later.


:sarcasm: (for those who need it)

[msongs]

1. Obama - "democrats have decided not to run any candidates in order to compromise on the election" lo

[Lil Missy]

2. LOL!

[Ship of Fools]

3. Beeeeeeeyootiful!!! If that doesn't sum it up, nothing does.

[Chipper Chat]

4. Clause 2.5: "Democrats are allowed to head government in Vermont only.

The Tea Party will be in control of the other 49." Now wait, wait a minute before you sick Dennis K on me. I'll let Grover Norquist explain why this is a fair deal....

[kpete]

6. thanks

Chipper Chat
for playing with me!

peace, kpete

[Chipper Chat]

8. Would hang around a while longer, but....

I have to go out and sell my gas-guzzling Buick Park Avenue and cash in my 401K at Edward Jones. On the way back I'll stock up on cauliflower from Aldi's. It's 30 cents a head on sale. And Dollar General has 'So-Good cat food' for 22 cents a can. Can't beat that! (It's prident to start planning my future today!) ...Now who was that that said "America's best days are ahead of us" ...hmmmmmmmm.
..
..
Later I think I'll email Skinner and see if I can change my user name to "Evening in America"

[Major Hogwash]

5. The good news is that the Republicans won't need Diebold this time to steal elections.

They'll just let Obama give them away instead!

I saw an ad over on Craig's list for the missing spine of the Democratic party.
The description was vague because no one has seen it for many years so they weren't sure what it looked like. But, they were sure it was missing.

[nashville_brook]

7. fnknr

[bvar22]

9. K&R

Laughing, because I'm tired of crying.
God I miss the Democratic Party I joined 45 years ago.




Who will STAND and FIGHT for THIS American Majority?
You will know them by their WORKS,
not by their speeches.