Will civilization collapse on Tuesday?

[taterguy]

If so, I plan to max out all my credit cards. Might as well have some fun while I can.

[greytdemocrat]

1. Hell yeah!!!

I love EOTW polls!!!!

[taterguy]

2. I love people who abbreviate End of the World

No time to waste typing actual words.

[greytdemocrat]

11. Damn straight!!! LOL. n/t

[Capitalocracy]

3. It already has. nt

[GliderGuider]

5. +1 nt

[guruoo]

4. No, that is, not as

we know it.

[mmonk]

6. No civilization won't.

The US might though. It will just hurt civilization.

[CanonRay]

7. I'm beginning to hope so

rather than have another Rethug "deal" shoved up my ass. There's no more room.

[Countdown_3_2_1]

8. I'm not playing Road Warrior.

I have a little toyota. You guys with the V8s are gonna have to fill in for me.

That and I look lousy in a mohawk.

[plumbob]

10. Dang, I forgot the mohawk! Note to bald guy: buy mohawk wig.

Got V8? Check.
Pissed off? Check.
Mohawk? To do.

Thanks for the reminder! I coulda been sooooo embarrassed!

:evilgrin:

[ixion]

12. heh... the Road Warrior didn't have a mohawk... in fact, he looked quite dapper

for a post-apocalyptic age. :+

[Countdown_3_2_1]

13. BUT he had a total leather outfit and a cute dog...

soooo if you don't have those...its back to the mohawk!

End of the world rules you know...Its in the manual.

[ixion]

15. Indeed

:rofl: :toast:

[taterguy]

17. I have a Trek bicycle

I am sooooo screwn.

[Capitalocracy]

19. You just have to survive until the oil runs out.

Then you're waaay ahead of the game.

[taterguy]

21. Assuming that I can figure out how to grow my own food

The bike is fueled by food and all the food I eat gets transported by something that uses oil.

[plumbob]

9. Nah. Interest rates will rise, pleasing the folks who hold our debt, as

well as all lenders.

Those who pay interest? Well, that's what you get, right, buddy?

Interest rates have been low due to low demand, so time to make them rise by dropping credit ratings, instead.

Your corporate masters have many tools to get what they want, which is yours.

[Aerows]

14. No

But it should well be collapsing as of ... about yesterday.

I have no idea what it is going to take tea baggers to wake up, since my father is one, but suddenly, after my effervescent, unending and peppered-with-obscenities tirade, I think he finally got it. I didn't let him talk for 5 minutes, and pointed out WHO was the bunch playing chicken.

Our country is so screwed up. It's so sad.

[Jchiang123]

16. No

The end is (not) near!!

[Redstone]

18. You mean it hasn't already? How would we know if it does?

Redstone

[sendero]

20. Not this coming Tuesday.

... but at some future Tuesday, a definite possibility.

[taterguy]

22. Before or after Visa sends someone to kneecap me?

I need some hard data to make decisions.

[tcaudilllg]

23. No, but it will come very close.

[taterguy]

24. Close? Could you be more specific?