Boehner is talking - and yes, hes toasted LOL!

[Ruby the Liberal]

[DFab420]

1. He opened with..

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... let me be clear.


My drunk friends always start drunk talks like that

[Ruby the Liberal]

2. Confidence (hic) that we will have an agreement with NO TAX INCREASES

[notadmblnd]

5. was it a hiccup or a burp?

[Ruby the Liberal]

17. A little of both.

:rofl:

[Blasphemer]

3. When is he not? It's an embarrassment that he is Speaker of the House... nt

[SpiralHawk]

43. Why do the Republicons let their 'leader' drink before talking?

This guy is totally tiddly. A disgraceful display of Republicon Family Cesspool Values.

We do not need another drunk making key decisions.

[PotatoChip]

45. Was it seriously that obvious?

Or was Boehner just being his usual dumbass self?

I didn't get to see the presser/speech (whatever it was) but there certainly appears to be a consensus on this. I wonder if it was noticeable enough for his holier-than-thou, finger wagging, fundie base? Ha! I hope so! :D

[Ruby the Liberal]

48. 'Yesh', it was that bad.

:D

[PotatoChip]

53. HaHa! Boehner's very own Boris Yeltsin moment!

:rofl:

I really hope I'll get to see a clip of it somewhere. Will definitely be looking for it.

ETA: No offense to Yeltsin intended... at least he was a jovial sort of guy, and a heck of alot smarter drunk of his a** then a sober Boehner could ever be. :D

[Ruby the Liberal]

57. His drunk ass had that 'moment' the night of the 2010 elections

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcali31939o

[cal04]

4. please post for all of us who can't stomach watching

thanks
:hi:

[Ruby the Liberal]

6. Talks with the WH broke down (because they ran out of Jack Daniels ) because of tax increases

[onecent]

10. lol n/t

[myrna minx]

22. To all my friends....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10AdjoNLfvQ

:D

[AllyCat]

39. Can't wait to watch with video capability. Bookmarking...

[myrna minx]

40. (It's a short clip from the movie Barfly)

:hi:

[Ruby the Liberal]

7. Bottom line - Same responsibilities as the President of the US (WTF???)

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. " I've got the same responsibilities as the President of the United States"

WTF???????????

[Rex]

36. Please tell me he didn't say that!!!

[dixiegrrrrl]

42. Verbatim.

I wrote as he said it.
Jaw on floor.

[Rex]

51. Well SHIT, there is the problem!

Bacon Bits doesn't know his job description! Guess you really don't have to when voted into office. Yikes.

[Ruby the Liberal]

44. Word for word

[yardwork]

49. Drunk and narcissistic. Great combination.

[Ruby the Liberal]

9. OMG - he is tripping over his words. Debate is about Jobs and country and future of country

[Greywing]

Everything coming out of his mouth is BS

Making excuse after excuse ... what was he doing at the tree? Lifting his leg and peeing?? I'm mad as hell.

[AsahinaKimi]

11. A pile is forming in

front of the podium from all the BS.

[Ruby the Liberal]

12. NO TAXES. Its time to get sherioush. (sic - "Serious")

[Blaukraut]

13. A flatter tax that would broaden the tax base?

In other words, lower taxes for the rich, and add a new low income tax bracket? Sounds like he took ideas from Michele Bachman.

[itsrobert]

14. Friday Night Cocktails?

On the Koch Brothers tab?

[Ruby the Liberal]

15. Q - How is WH not serious? They gave you more than you asked? A - They never brought a plan (WTF?)

[Glimmer of Hope]

20. He is winging it and failing big time.

[BeyondGeography]

16. Well, this isn't a fair fight

Poor Obama, dealing with midgets.

[onecent]

18. I stepped back from the tree to look at the forest.....so I could

find a tree to piss on

[MouseFitzgerald]

19. Greatest line ever

"The white house is like a bowl of jello, but I'm not gonna get into the partisan sniping".

Hes insane.

[kenny blankenship]

21. Dutch courage they call it.

[Ruby the Liberal]

23. He will be at the WH in the AM

[WillyT]

24. He's Not Quite So Orange Tonight...

What's up with that?

:shrug:

[The Hitman]

27. I use Boehner's skintone to calibrate my TV

his lighter version is throwing a monkeywrench into my system.

[onecent]

33. LOL!!!!!!

[Ruby the Liberal]

35. !

:rofl: :rofl:

[WillyT]

41. LOL !!! - That Was Good !!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:yourock:

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[KamaAina]

25. Someone should make him walk a straight line while touching the tip of his nose

or recite the alphabet backwards or something. If When he fails, book him for GUI -- Governing Under the Influence.

[Ruby the Liberal]

26. Small business people don't understand why they pay the taxes they pay

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit???

[Ruby the Liberal]

28. Q - You have no control over your caucus || A - NO TAX INCREASE

[Ikonoklast]

29. "I want to thank my close friends and associates, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.,.."

"...along with Johnny Walker, for hic, helping me through these trying timesh."

[Ruby the Liberal]

30. No ST increase in debt limit

[Ruby the Liberal]

31. He is "confident" on debt ceiling increase. Presser over.

[Tennessee Gal]

32. This man is full of shit!

This is what Obama has do deal with. Please!

[Broderick]

38. Full of shit, but stocked high on confidence

Because there is no Alternative plan.

Where are the tax increases on the wealthy plan
Where is defense spending cuts plan
Where is corporate tax loopholes closed. 5.1 billion in profits for GE. NO TAXES.


Everything we are negotiating on is based on a REPUBLICAN PREMISE to hurt the poor!

[Kingofalldems]

34. He had to leave--he has an early tee time tomorrow.

[a kennedy]

37. sorry, but he's at least not as ORANGE as he's been in the past.

and screw him......

[dixiegrrrrl]

50. Maybe his liver is healing?

[Ruby the Liberal]

56. !

:rofl:

[uponit7771]

46. LOFL!!! I thought the same thing when I heard him on the radio!! He sounded bent...

[kiranon]

47. The tea party Republicans will not negotiate - not with Obama or Boehner.

Once religion enters the picture, negotiations become impossible. True believers want to be martyrs and to take down the evil government with them. Boehner never had a chance to get a deal with the Cantor led wing of the Republican Congressional party. The only hope is for the "moderate Republicans" to vote with the "moderate Democrats" and end this crisis. Perhaps a new party is in the making that will freeze out the crazies on the far right.

[6000eliot]

52. Did he cry?

[Ruby the Liberal]

55. Sadly, no, but he did manage a hiccup/burp thing right as he started his remarks.

[Odin2005]

54. Did he cry?