I'd call Eric Cantor a douchebag but.....

[LynneSin]

is it fair to compare douchebags to Eric Cantor? I think they would be very upset over that one.

[cliffordu]

1. Douchebags have a use. Cantor, not so much.

[MNBrewer]

13. Exactly! They're useful, while the Rep. from Totenkopf, VA isn't.

[hifiguy]

2. The proper term, Lynne,

is "shitweasel." As in "Eric Cantor is a sleazy, lying, smarmy and duplicitous shitweasel."

[LynneSin]

3. Weasels eat alot of forage - they probably shit alot too

you think they want to be compared to Eric Cantor?

[hifiguy]

6. A shitweasel is not a weasel as such,

but rather a subspecies of Republicanus Americanus. It combines the slippery elusiveness and unprincipled, egg-sucking nature of its four-footed partial namesake with a propensity to wallow in right wing feces at every opportunity. It is believed that the first identified example of the common shitweasel was Norm Coleman, onetime Senator from my home state.

[Zen Democrat]

7. You have such a way with words that I'm swooning. LOVE it!

[hifiguy]

10. Aww

Thanks! :blush:

[madinmaryland]

12. I prefer the term "shit-stain". nt

[rucky]

4. If you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling, which would you reach for?

a. a douchebag
b. Eric Cantor

[LynneSin]

8. But here's the thing - watching Eric Cantor on TV gives me that not-so-fresh feeling

:rofl:

[provis99]

5. perhaps a used, mouldering douchebag?

:shrug:

[Maru Kitteh]

9. Nice misogyny ya got there.

[MNBrewer]

14. Nice heterosexism ya got there

[HopeHoops]

11. That's why I've been using "douche nozzle" for Cantor. It doesn't insult the bag.