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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 07:08 PM
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Jobless man offers to be human prey for hunters for 10K, 2K more for nude hunt
jobless man offers hunters human prey

It’s tough finding even an odd job these days.
You'll have to be a good shot to bag this wily woodsman.



That’s why Utah-area resident Mork Encino, who swears this is his real name, created the oddest job for himself.

Encino, 28, on his website, advertises he’ll be human prey for marksmen with $10,000 to spare.

It’ll cost you an extra $2k to hunt him in the nude.

He’s not worried about the steep price driving off customers.

“I’m looking for a true god Money Bags, okay? 10K is nothing to these boys. They leave tips on restaurant checks like that. They drop that type of scratch just because. They’ll pay that money just to rub it in my FACE and show me how meaningless it truly is to the likes of them,” he writes on huntme4sport.com.

On Twitter, Encino says he’s “pro prey looking for a change,” but admits he’s not willing to die for the cash. Instead, he wants the website, which he calls “a product of my desperation,” to land him a normal job.

http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/07/11/jobless-man-offers-hunters-human-prey/
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nobodyspecial Donating Member (309 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 07:11 PM
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1. I think it will get him attention
but not a job. He sounds a bit unhinged.
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Enrique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 07:16 PM
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2. if your parents named you Mork
you might become unhinged too.
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 07:18 PM
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3. It's been done. Starring John Leguizamo -- "The Pest"
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bighughdiehl Donating Member (284 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 07:26 PM
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4. and...
Surviving the Game with Ice T.
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AtomicKitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 07:32 PM
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5. there ya go
Edited on Wed Jul-13-11 07:45 PM by AtomicKitten
((I watched Johnny Mneumonic today with Ice T in it. :) ))
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-13-11 07:44 PM
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6. Is it Mork that will be nude, or Money-Bags Great White Hunter? n/t
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